Mk's Glasgow's and Southminsters Divert Thread

[Cricko]

I am sure she wore Pink knickers...


Over to you chaps ..:finger: :p

 

[MK Shrimper]

Too easy. Where's the fun in this?

 

[South Bank Hank]

Garden Gnome

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

I would like to know how I have been associated with the MK and Glaswegian love fest......

The Southminster ONE is innocent...free the Southminster ONE....

And accused of "lurking"....wheres the respect.......booooo

 

[Firestorm]

Flange .....

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I would like to know how I have been associated with the MK and Glaswegian love fest......

The Southminster ONE is innocent...free the Southminster ONE....

And to think I thought you had a split personality..........
Get back into the sack, sock!

 

[Pubey]

flan!!!!!!!

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

And to think I thought you had a split personality..........
Get back into the sack, sock!

I plead not quilty

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

flan!!!!!!!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I plead not quilty

Shouldn't that be nib quillty? :p

 

[McNasty]

Shouldn't that be nib quillty? :p

There should be a penalty for that one

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

I am sure she wore Pink knickers...


Over to you chaps ..:finger: :p

Thats not another Kylie reference is it?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Dear Sir,

I came on Shrimperzone to discuss the merits of Bart Gremlin vs Darril Floy Haven and what do I find but a collection of nonsense posts, scantily clad women and some swearwords that I haven't heard since I scrubbed the latrines in Suez with a toothbrush.
I am outraged and will now start supporting Leyton Orient as the Johnny Stokes chap seems to be a upstanding member of the Empire and has never commented on the chesticles of a half-naked lady or said any swears such as b*ll*cks, ****, **** or bugger.

Yours in purple anger,

Brigadier Major General Smythe Crickson. (Mrs).

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

There should be a penalty for that one

What's your (ball)point?

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

What's your (ball)point?

Get with it Glasgow, or do you need a replay of the joke?

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Dear Sir,

I came on Shrimperzone to discuss the merits of Bart Gremlin vs Darril Floy Haven and what do I find but a collection of nonsense posts, scantily clad women and some swearwords that I haven't heard since I scrubbed the latrines in Suez with a toothbrush.
I am outraged and will now start supporting Leyton Orient as the Johnny Stokes chap seems to be a upstanding member of the Empire and has never commented on the chesticles of a half-naked lady or said any swears such as b*ll*cks, ****, **** or bugger.

Yours in purple anger,

Brigadier Major General Smythe Crickson. (Mrs).

Mr Cricko will be sitting looking very smugly saying to himself "see, I just knew that would happen".....no encouragement needed..

While thinking...."hmmm the meals on wheels lady is late today"

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Get with it Glasgow, or do you need a replay of the joke?

Parker me says I do, thanks for markering my card!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Mr Cricko will be sitting looking very smugly saying to himself "see, I just knew that would happen".....no encouragement needed..

While thinking...."hmmm the meals on wheels lady is late today"

And wondering where the warm glow in his comfy chair has just appeared from! :p

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Parker me says I do, thanks for markering my card!

Just highlighting it for you....

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Just highlighting it for you....

That's Stabilo Boss