Monday Joke

[SUFCFARAWAY]

A couple go for  a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken
Surprise". The waiter  brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.


Just as the wife  is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly  sees two beady little eyes looking around before
the lid slams back  down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He  hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again
the  lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it  slams
down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what  is happening, and
demands an explanation.


"Please sir," says the  waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken  Surprise."

You're going to love  this....................

































"Ah...  so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking  Duck"

 

[Guest]

 

[canveyshrimper]

Groan,

However when they finally got their meal, the waiter came to the table and asked "How is your meal?"

The man said "The chicken is rubbery"

"Thank you sir" said the waiter. "I will pass your compliments to the chef"

 

[SUFCFARAWAY]

Tampax have replaced the string on their tampons with a piece of tinsel....



They say it's only for the Christmas period.