Monday... what is annoying you today?

[Pubey]

In my office the floor isn't solid because of all the cabling underneath. anyway there is this woman who walks like a ****** and stomps past my desk every 30seconds. i dont think she could be any more noisy if she tried!:guns: :guns:

anyway what is annoying you today? i hate mondays!

 

[Mad Cyril]

I have a hangover and am struggling to concentrate on anything.

 

[Cricko2]

I only got laid twice at the weekend ...:(

 

[Pubey]

I only got laid twice at the weekend ...:(

Is Freddy doing driveways again!?

 

[callan]

The smug smile on the Orient supporters face...Im going to have to give him a punishment beating before the days out.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Today I'm mostly being annoyed by one of the servers, which keeps going down. This is making the retrieval of required information from said server very difficult.... :(

 

[Cricko2]

Today I'm mostly being annoyed by one of the servers, which keeps going down. This is making the retrieval of required information from said server very difficult.... :(

Be the only thing that has gone down on you in ages Ben .:finger: :D .

 

[Leeboy]

annoyingly chirpy PR girls who say ' how was your weekend'?

I want to say FECKING SHI-TE TILSON OUT but obviously have to control myself

 

[Davros]

photocopier is broken and my 'to copy' pile is starting to inhibite my desk space!

 

[Van Whale]

I left my bloody sandwiches at home and Im starving, plus my TV license is up for renewal.:cry:

 

[SUFC_Al]

pretty much everything to be honest :mad:

 

[overseas shrimper]

I only got laid twice at the weekend ...:(

Your left and right wrist don't count!

 

[Cricko2]

Your left and right wrist don't count!

Hmm Slander:finger: ..Where is Matt when you need him..:D

 

[Southend_Lady]

I only got laid twice at the weekend ...:(

Surprised you can still manage it at your age :hilarious:

 

[ldnfatso]

My Monday!

My boss is back from holiday in Turkey and all she has gone on about all morning is how nice Istanbul is. As i have no interest in going to such a sh!t hole she is driving me nuts. Think i'll have chicken at Xmas as protest! Also, now she is back, i have to do some work and thats p!ssing me off too. And her husband is an Orient Supporter and i've answered her phone to him twice this morning! C**T!:guns: :guns:

 

[ldnfatso]

I only got laid twice at the weekend ...:(

Is that Laid out for being a Peter Stringfellow lookalike??:hilarious: :hilarious:

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

I woke up to loads of noise and thought the house was being burgled so I wielded a golf club and a stanley knife to venture into the dark. Turned out the cat fell asleep on the table and knocked some stuff down. I couldn't get back to sleep and a couple of hours afterwards I was still walking around with my putter in hand, just in case.

 

[DTS]

Right...

1) Boss is off and loads of people keep calling up asking questions about his deals which I cant answer.

2) Sandie the resident office bitch has put the radio on Heart FM and its ****. We all agreed on Capital weeks ago but she is such a bitch I cant be arsed to change the station and have a row.

3) Woolwich have lost paperwork for the 100th time this week and a mate/customer of mine who is set to complete now has to wait until Friday.

4) I have just moved into my new flat and have a leaking tap which needs attention and has really ****ed me off.

 

[Cricko2]

Right...



4) I have just moved into my new flat and have a leaking tap which needs attention and has really ****ed me off.

Catastrophic mate .however will you survive:confused:

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

1) I drank so much at the weekend i have nearly lost my voice

2) Having no voice is not much good when you do a job and have to talk all day long to customers

3) My boss is sitting literally 5 feet away from me and is being a helmet

4) I have a cold after walking home in the ****ing rain on Saturday night