Morning trains to London....

[Leeboy]

well saved Mr McScriv!

 

[Bob Cratchitt]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Mar. 31 2004,15:00)]I think you'll find it's an amalgamation of Daws Heath / Thundersley / Benfleet / Canvey that are the worst slappers around, constantly texting EACH OTHER about their sexual conquests with Wayne in some supermarket car park.

Bloody hell no wonder BenfleetShrimp does not have the time for SZFC, if he is busy every night of the week!!

 

[Kenny]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Mar. 31 2004,13:07)]Kenny, I get the train at 7am every day, and I have fondly christened it the "Munter Express" due to the lack of nice looking females.
Even the Benfleet Slapper Brigade are rough at that time in the morning.

I've concluded that at that time of the morning the Benfleet/Canvrey mish mash are still applying their 3rd layer of orange makeup and putting on their moody gold.

Didn't see a bad bit of talent on the way home and she got off at Laindon, but I deduct two points for her being a little bit ginger

 

[Surrey Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ Mar. 31 2004,14:54)]Stratford vs Barking - Hmmmm maybe we both forget those
Shenfield vs Upminster & West Horndon - 1-0 (agg 1-0)
Billericay vs Laindon & Basildon - 1-0 (agg 2-0)
Wickford vs Pitsea - 0-0 though both sides nearly got an og (agg 2-0)
Rayleigh vs Benfleet for Pikey Island - 1-0 (agg 3-0)
Hockley vs Leigh-on-Sea - 0-1 (agg 3-1)
Rochford vs Chalkwell - 0-1 (agg 3-2)
Prittlewell vs Westcliff - 0-0 (agg 3-2)
Southend Victoria vs Southend Central 1-0 (agg 4-2)

Obviously anything E of Southend Central doesn't count as it is mostly Deliverance country.

Genius and all true.

Post of the day surely?