Next local celeb to be linked to the consortium

[Leeboy]

Steve Wright, ex-Eastwood High lad with a bit of time on his hands and a few bob of licence fee in his back pocket.....?

with his afternoon posse as his back room team. Mr Spoons - remember him?

 

[KevinJH]

I can hear the Pub Singer reading out the team-sheets before the game....

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

It won't be Rachel Riley that's for sure.Her Dad (who I used to play with) is a MU fan.Mum, Celia,has been seen in the DB at times,back in the John Maine era and since ,who she used to work for,mainly for charity purposes.

Yes, because Ray Winstone and the Rock are of course regulars down at the Hall.

 

[ESG]

Dagenham Kev ?

 

[Thundersley Blue]

I thought I read Salvo had died but maybe that was the owl man I was thinking of.

Salvo is very much alive. I saw him in Thundersley at the weekend.

 

[WestyReturns]

It won't be Rachel Riley that's for sure.Her Dad (who I used to play with) is a MU fan.Mum, Celia,has been seen in the DB at times,back in the John Maine era and since ,who she used to work for,mainly for charity purposes.

I used to work with her dad. Spent years winding him up about beating Man U and being a typical plastic Manc he bit every time. Even got a mention in his retirement card.

 

[WestyReturns]

Dagenham Kev ?

Dagenham Kev is part of another consortium known as the space cadets.

 

[Tony Allen]

I was going to go esoteric and mention John Fowles but sadly he is no longer with us.

 

[Joolz]

Rachel Riley please. I’d happily get relegated again if she was knocking around every home game.

 

[WestyReturns]

I've heard a rumour that up and coming hollywood heartthrob Craig Dowsett is set to be involved.

Craig David Dowsett - IMDb

Craig David Dowsett. Actor: Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey. Craig David Dowsett is known for Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023), Alien Abduction (2022) and The House That Zombies Built (2023).

m.imdb.com

 

[Benfleet A1]

Steve Austin, keeping the wrestler theme going. Connections to the area or at least did have.

 

[Supershrimper]

I'm hearing that a very well known TV presenter is in with the consortium. He has recently just left a prominent breakfast tv role, and today itv and his agency thst represents him must have got wind of his involvement as they have released him from his contracts paving the way.

The person has a link to Essex in that he was the narrator for the one off TV show Educating Joey Essex. It is of course Phillip Schofield.

 

[palexander]

I'm hearing that a very well known TV presenter is in with the consortium. He has recently just left a prominent breakfast tv role, and today itv and his agency thst represents him must have got wind of his involvement as they have released him from his contracts paving the way.

The person has a link to Essex in that he was the narrator for the one off TV show Educating Joey Essex. It is of course Phillip Schofield.

Who’s going to make the Youth Academy joke?…

 

[Target man]

I'm hearing that a very well known TV presenter is in with the consortium. He has recently just left a prominent breakfast tv role, and today itv and his agency thst represents him must have got wind of his involvement as they have released him from his contracts paving the way.

The person has a link to Essex in that he was the narrator for the one off TV show Educating Joey Essex. It is of course Phillip Schofield.

Keen to keep hold of the academy I hear!
Boom boom!

 

[danbowen]

Who’s going to make the Youth Academy joke?…

is it prince andrew or phil schofield?

 

[Linda Loan Shark]

The amount of pennies I’ve thrown for Steve he has more than enough to help us out !

Steve the penny picker

 

[Shrimpergonzo]

Salvo is very much alive. I saw him in Thundersley at the weekend.

 

[Userorange]

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Sorry, this image is so ****ing scary. Even Stephen King will be ****ting himself.

 

[Mr Browns Ghost]

You’ve missed off Bryan ferry

 

[The Original Tribal Chief]

Steve Austin, keeping the wrestler theme going. Connections to the area or at least did have.

His ex-wife was born in Brentwood and I believe she lived in Leigh (and maybe still does). She was his valet when he was in WCW as 'Stunning' Steve, and is also credited with coming up with the 'Stone Cold' nickname. They have kids together so maybe she can get him to open up a can of whoop *** in Southend. Oh hell yeah!