Scotland - the good and the bad

[Uncle Leo]

Three good things about Scotland and three bad. Go!

Good

Edinburgh
Jocky Wilson
Chris Hoy

Bad

Rangers FC
Pasty faced jakies
Alex Salmond

 

[Jam_Man]

Good:
Edinburgh
Caingorms
Trainspotting

Bad:
Midges
Rain
Kilts

 

[MK Shrimper]

Good:

My wife
The Proclaimers
Clare Grogan

Bad:

Their football.
Scottish people typing like they speak.
Curling.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Good:

Brunston Castle Golf Course
Deep fried Mars Bars
Karen Gillan (Amy Pond)


Bad:

Haggis
Kenny Logan
The Bay City Rollers

 

[Pubey]

Good:
- Tartan skirts and black tights. Pwoar
- Glasgow music scene (Mogwai, Errors, The Delgardos, Twilight Sad, Rustie, Hudson Mohawke)
- Whisky

Bad:
- ***** football
- Midges
- Alex Salmond

 

[OldBlueLady]

Good:
Single malt whisky
The countryside (Lochs and Glens - as the coach companies put it!)
St Andrews

Bad:
Robbie ******* Burns
Hogmanay
Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and every other politician born there

 

[number11]

Good: Kenny Daglish
Alan Hansen
Bill Shankly

Bad: Gordon Brown
George Galloway
Alex Salmond

 

[Mad Cyril]

Good

Tunnocks
Irn Bru
Haggis
Kirsty Young

Bad

Scottish beer
Frankie Boyle
Billy Connolly
Ewan McGreggor

 

[Benfleet A1]

Good
A1 South Bound
M6 South Bound
.....

Bad
Celtic
No patrolled border
Tartan Army

 

[Napster]

Good (too many to list but these are my favourite)

1. Pibroch/Ceilidhs
2. The Highlands
3. Uisge beatha

Bad

1. The midges
2. Dougie Donnelly
3. Falkirk (a Godawful place)

 

[C'mon you Shrimpers]

bit tricky this as loads of things are good about Scotland but

Crail
Balgay Park Dundee
The Highlands

the bad
Alex f****** Salmond
Nicola f******Sturgeon
John f******Swinney

and relax

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

bit tricky this as loads of things are good about Scotland but

Crail
Balgay Park Dundee
The Highlands

the bad
Alex f****** Salmond
Nicola f******Sturgeon
John f******Swinney

and relax

You muppet,you forgot Mrs ****ing Coxell in either the good or bad list.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Some more in the positive camp:

Highlander
Andy Murray
Shortbread

 

[Ulysses]

Good

Isle of Skye
Aviemore
Single Malt Whiskey's

Bad
Glasgow
Andy Murray
Broad scottish accents

 

[dingleydangley]

Good;

Bilel Moshni
The continuing demise of Rangers
Early Simple Minds

Bad;

Bilel Moshni
Glasgow Rangers
Late Simple Minds

 

[C C Csiders]

Good:
Edinburgh
Lulu
The Blue Nile

Bad:
Gordon Connelly
Gordonstoun School
Irn-Bru

 

[C'mon you Shrimpers]

You muppet,you forgot Mrs ****ing Coxell in either the good or bad list.

was obviously in the good list :smile:

 

[Swiss Tony]

Good

Arbroath smokies
square sausages
The late Alex Harvey


Bad
Salmond
Celtic v Rangers matches,religious bigotry at it's worst.
The constant need to blame the English for everything just like the Aussies **** off.

 

[Fiftyone]

bit tricky this as loads of things are good about Scotland but

Crail
Balgay Park Dundee
The Highlands

the bad
Alex f****** Salmond
Nicola f******Sturgeon
John f******Swinney

and relax

Can we take it that if you had a vote it would be NO?.:smile:

 

[C'mon you Shrimpers]

Can we take it that if you had a vote it would be NO?.:smile:

:smile: However there is a bit of me that wants a yes vote. Shadenfreude is an ugly emotion I know but sometimes the cap fits.