Sex with the neighbour.

[Berrichonne shrimper]

As most of the more clued up zoners know i live in French France and as such have a french e-mail address and get a fair few spam mails about a lot of different things but as i live in France they are all in French but over the last week ive been getting up to 30 mails a day telling me my neighbours want dirty dirty sex with me so click here.
Now im a good looking bloke so no surprise there but for me the strange thing is that these mails are all in english and as a recorying sex addict i am so tempted to click here to see which of my lovely neighbours wants my floppy first.
To get around the click here i asked Renne 84 years old with massive norks if it was here and alas it was not and as she is around 150 metres away im glad as its just to far to walk.
Then i asked 82 year old gennet who is nearer at a 1200 metres so better to dump my dry load but she too was not aware of these mails,strange.
So what great spam have you got in your inbox and NO posts from mreblue do not count.
Next thread will be WHAT IS PUBEYS FAV COLOUR AND WHY IS IT RED.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Are you sure the emails are for you, it might be the wife who's getting lucky.

 

[tottenham541]

You didn't mention the blokes that live 50 yards either side of you tho did you?:blush:

 

[mrsblue]

As most of the more clued up zoners know i live in French France and as such have a french e-mail address and get a fair few spam mails about a lot of different things but as i live in France they are all in French but over the last week ive been getting up to 30 mails a day telling me my neighbours want dirty dirty sex with me so click here.
Now im a good looking bloke so no surprise there but for me the strange thing is that these mails are all in english and as a recorying sex addict i am so tempted to click here to see which of my lovely neighbours wants my floppy first.
To get around the click here i asked Renne 84 years old with massive norks if it was here and alas it was not and as she is around 150 metres away im glad as its just to far to walk.
Then i asked 82 year old gennet who is nearer at a 1200 metres so better to dump my dry load but she too was not aware of these mails,strange.
So what great spam have you got in your inbox and NO posts from mreblue do not count.
Next thread will be WHAT IS PUBEYS FAV COLOUR AND WHY IS IT RED.

Delightful post,brilliant and I'm still giggling.

I think Pubey likes pink.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

You didn't mention the blokes that live 50 yards either side of you tho did you?:blush:

Both husbands are long dead and the longer time goes on the hotter Renne 84 gets.

 

[rigsby]

At my last house I occasionally used to shag the neighbour over the road. I nicknamed her 'Happy Shopper' .....She wasn't the best but very convenient.

 

[Ricky Otto]

Delightful post,brilliant and I'm still giggling.

I think Pubey likes pink.

Who doesn't!

 

[McNasty]

Who doesn't!

Some people like Brown --- Phil that is :winking:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Who doesn't!

Well I prefer The Smiths to her music to be frank. :unsure:

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Only got 15 emails yesterday so it seems im not that popular any more.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

At my last house I occasionally used to shag the neighbour over the road. I nicknamed her 'Happy Shopper' .....She wasn't the best but very convenient.

At my last house, we had a neighbor that used to come over and shag the missus occasionally. We called him maggot