Should Northerners be allowed on holiday?

[Napster]

I consider Essex people Northerners now I reside in Kent.

 

[Crabby Shrimper]

I went on a short break last weekend up to North wales, to take in some gardens (yes, i know, i'm a sad ol' git!) I was worried about being a social outcast as I was travelling up with a couple of French, and a couple of German friends, however, that was nothing compared to one group we met.

Having a meal in the evening in a reasonable, but not expensive, restaurant, and there was a group of loud Northerners. All they did was swear, and moan about the price. Even when they finished their meal, they moaned about how expensive it was, and got the waiter to go over the bill several times.

Now, some Northerners can be fine, but groups like this? bring back t'mills I say!

 

[southchurch81]

I have just come back from a week of sun and fun in Crete. The lads and I had a wicked time except for one slight dampner....The amount of ****ing Northerners that go on cheapo package holidays.

No word of a lie everywhere we went we were surrounded by grim pale tattooed northerns that come from a land where fashion forgot.

Even the hotel pool offered no respite. We had 3 fat **** hungry birds from Huddersfield constantly offering us sexual favours, loads of couples from Leeds and Yorkshire who got up and ten am and drunk cheep greek beer till the pool bar closed and a load of nobhead Geordies blokes who spent most of the week offering eachother out.

I cant help but think there should be southerners only hotels and resorts.

Does anyone else hate seeing Northern tramps on holiday or is it just me?

Having just got back from St. Lucia i can tell you dave that it don't get much better if you go all inclusive to a decent resort as there were poxy Americans everwhere

 

[DTS]

I went on a short break last weekend up to North wales, to take in some gardens (yes, i know, i'm a sad ol' git!) I was worried about being a social outcast as I was travelling up with a couple of French, and a couple of German friends, however, that was nothing compared to one group we met.

Having a meal in the evening in a reasonable, but not expensive, restaurant, and there was a group of loud Northerners. All they did was swear, and moan about the price. Even when they finished their meal, they moaned about how expensive it was, and got the waiter to go over the bill several times.

Now, some Northerners can be fine, but groups like this? bring back t'mills I say!

Exaclty my point.

Outside our hotel we had a great restaurant which sold the best seafood ever. I had Calamares, Sardines & King Shrimps over different nights for 3 nights.

On the third night a family came in all from Yorkshire somewhere. They basically slaged off the waiter for his haircut, proceed to ask for baked beans in a fish restaurant and then when the bill came said the food was **** and offered them 50% of the bill or nothing.

Total scummers.:thump:

 

[EastStandBlue]

No, they should seperate North from South and lock the borders so that none of them can escape.

I went to Ayia Napa for a lads break last summer and came across a load of girls and lads from Stoke. Loved to get blind drunk, cause havoc, swear a lot and generally act like a load of tearabouts from the wrong council estate... and the lads were twice as bad. Not one of the girls was attractive...

 

[Cricko2]

They should be banned from anywhere Southern untill they can talk correctly;)

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

The amount of ****ing Northerners that go on cheapo package holidays.

And people called Dave from Brighton ... ?

 

[SARF]

Butlins was invented to cater for Northern types.. the fact that they resembled concentration camps was no coincidence

 

[Slipperduke]

Absolutely bang on. I just got back from a few days on the Norfolk Broads and the waterways were jammed with pasty northerners throwing beer cans at each other.

They're just not right in the head, some of them.

 

[The Big Shrimp]

I didn't see the answer I wanted, so decided to go for the I'm a Northerner option. Muswell Hill is upt t'north?

I love being on holiday with my Salford born Dad & taking the p!ss out of all the gobby Northerners & watch him cringe. He hates them too!

The Geordies are the worst. Bleating on about how wonderful Newcastle is & the Magpies are the greatest team ever, only to find out they live in London. FCUK OFF you Geordie tw@ts! I run a mile if I see a Geordie in my hotel!!

 

[TheSouthendUnitedRunner]

100% agree Dave, northerns are painfully on holiday.

 

[Smiffy]

Sorry dave my son, but if you book a cheapo lastminute.com holiday to Crete (Probably Malia?) you have to expect the dregs of the North and South to be there.

 

[sufcintheprem]

Agreed with Smiffy.

As someone who's lived with about eight people North of Birmingham, there's some very bemusing comments on here!