Simpsons quotes

[Guest]

I'm bored so what are your favourites?

Homer : ".....weasling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals.......except the weasel"

Homer when Bart is caught shoplifting : "I've always brought you up to respect the law. Why do you yhink I took you to all those police academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anyone laughing"

Troy McLure in the musical version of the planet of the apes : "I hate every monkey that I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z"

 

[palexander]

Ah the perrinial favourite of any forum - Simpson Quotes!

Chief Wiggum: "...errr, no this is 91...2"

Ranier Wolfcastle: "Aaah - my eyez, zeze goggles do narthin"

To Comic Store Guy: "Oh, a fat, sarcastic, Star Trek fan - bet your popular with the ladies"

 

[Sebastian Weetabix]

HOMER To get by i'll sell a vital organ, I can get by with one liver.

 

[Sebastian Weetabix]

Moe thinking its another crank call You want to talk to a Mr Smithers eh? Listen buddy, when I get a hold of you im gonna poke both your eyes out and stick em down your pants, then you can watch me kicking the cr*p out of you.

 

[Barry the dog]

Police offcer: Chief thers a fire in old springfield town..

Wiggum: Oh come on let the others deal with it

Police officer: But chief its at the donought factory

Wiggum: I am preceding on foot.

 

[Bucks_blue]

Homer: To Alcohol! The cause of- and solution to - all of life's problems.

 

[W4 Shrimper]

The Barber Shop Quartet Episode, the song 'Baby On Board' comes on the radio whilst Captain McAllister is struggling with a giant squid:

"AAAAAARRRRRR Squiddie, I've got nothing against yer. I just heard there was gold in your belly"

The squid and man embrace.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Homer (Referring to himself) : 'I've got this .....friend with a problem'

Moe :"What's his name?'

Homer :'Err....Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabbadoo'

Moe :'That's the worst name I ever heard'

Man at bar starts crying and runs out of the door

Barney :'Hey, Joey Jo Jo, comeback'

 

[Uncle_Rons_Teapot]

Homer: I am so smart I am so smart s m r t..... DOH !!!!

classic

 

[Uncle_Rons_Teapot]

Quote[/b] (Barry the dog @ May 07 2004,15:27)]Police offcer: Chief thers a fire in old springfield town..

Wiggum: Oh come on let the others deal with it

Police officer: But chief its at the donought factory

Wiggum: I am preceding on foot.

You have that incorrect mate it's

Police offcer: Chief thers an explosion at the old simpson place..

Wiggum: Oh come on let the others deal with it

Police officer: But chief there's beer coming from the roof

Wiggum: I am preceding on foot.

 

[BluePartridge]

Bank Attendant: So Mr. Burns what's your first name

Homer : I.........don't know!

Something like that anyway.

 

[Andy_S]

There's loads and loads, but it's difficult to remember them off the top of my head.

One that always makes me chuckle though is when the kids are revealing the adults secrets via radio broadcasts and Homer says:

"Oh, I hope they don't reveal this is a comb over"

 

[Notts Shrimper]

Homer: "who knows, you could wake up dead tomorrow!"

Ralf Wiggum has many a classic such as "me fail english? that's unpossible" and "when i grow up, i want to go to bovine university!"

i also like the "buenos ding-dong-diggly-dias" from flanders' spanish cousin

 

[The General]

I f**king hate The Simpsons ...

 

[palexander]

Cannot remember the episode, or the exact quote but it went something like this:-

Homer has passed out drunk in the hall

Dr Hibbut to Marge "I would roll him on his side if you want him to live ... I said IF..."

 

[Andy_S]

Quote[/b] (The General @ May 07 2004,21:21)]I f**king hate The Simpsons ...

Weirdo.

 

[W4 Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (The General @ May 07 2004,21:21)]I f**king hate The Simpsons ...

Bye then...

 

[the dark deshrimper]

Flight attendant: If this news gets out, Crazy Clown airlines will be a laughing stock

 

[Kenny]

Homer, standing on a hill of beer kegs, calls a toast. "To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

 

[Mad Cyril]

Monty Burns : "Thanks to Homer Simpsons bravery and quick thinking he has turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere three mile island."