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  1. Napster

    Current squad and all-time appearances

    Did this before, thought I'd update (stats from soccerbase and sufcdb) Current squad: Ted Smith - total appearances: 28, 1 more than Bart Griemink John White - 142, 4 fewer than Peter Clarke Ben Coker - 169, 1 more than Shane Westley Jason Demetriou- 39, the same as Efe Sodje Adam Thompson -...
  2. amsemp

    Question Are we currently better or worse equipped for the Championship than 2005/2006?

    Was talking to a mate about this the other day and trying to decide if we are currently better or worse equipped for the Championship than we were when winning League One in the 2005/2006 season. 2005/2006: Goalkeepers: Darryl Flahavan, Bart Griemink Defenders: Duncan Jupp, Che Wilson, Lewis...
  3. RHB

    Question Is it time for Brown to go part 3

    I'm not normally up for recreating threads but maybe this needs another airing if for no other reason than to gather the collective Brown comments and give posters another chance to vote on his future. A link to the last thread is below for those that are interested...
  4. Napster

    bart griemink

    celebrates 10 years as owner of lincolnshire chauffeur services. hes put on a bit of weight looking at his linkedin profile.
  5. danburyshrimper

    Hypothetical presumptious pedantic poll

    Who is your favourite Simpson Shrimper ? 1. JAY 2. JOSH 3. BART
  6. Rusty Shackleford

    Not Nice

    Estimated thirty dead in terror attack on Bastille Day celebration in Nice. https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2016/jul/14/nice-bastille-day-france-attack-promenade-des-anglais-vehicle http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/14/truck-crashes-crowd-celebrating-bastille-day-several-dead/...
  7. Nutella

    Simple! Like it or loathe it. No half measure Pussies in this thread mofos with some standard pussyish Bart/OBL response. The poll is for winners!
  8. 2015-16 Season Preview - Barnsley FC

    These previews got mixed reviews last season...probably will do this year as well. :thumbsup: Barnsley Full Name: Barnsley Football Club Founded:1887 Nicknames: The Reds, The Tykes Ground: Oakwell - 23,287 Capacity Manager: Lee Johnson 2014-15 Season: League One - 11th We've Met Before...
  9. Blur vs Oasis

    Simple...no "Bart" or biscuits options. Northern monkeys or southern softies?
  10. ldnfatso

    Question The Best Bart to play for Southend United

    Quite a difficult one this. Think carefully and serious votes only please!:hilarious:
  11. Jedi Shrimper

    RIP Andrew Simpson

    Olympic sailor Andrew "Bart" Simpson MBE, who won a Silver medal last summer in the Star Class, and a Gold at Beijing, died today while training for the Americas cup when his team's catamaran capsized, he was 36. Tragic news, thoughts with his family. RIP

    2012 Olympics: Iran in Boycott Threat

    Apparently Iran are considering boycotting 2012 because the logo looks like Zion (Israel to you and i) .. would we actually notice if Iran competed or not?? I always thought the cartoon that appeared of Lisa Simpson noshing off Bart in the shape of the logo was much closer than Zion in anycase
  13. where is our new stadium?

    So the banks are paid of, and at the moment we are on the straight and narrow, but where is the building work for our new stadium which ron said would start in may,june,july and august!! can anyone shed light on this topic as im sure we are all curious
  14. Latest Rumours Francis Laurent Turning out For.........................

    Col U this evening! http://www.gazette-news.co.uk/sport/colchesterunited/8379352.U_s_to_run_the_rule_over_pacey_Laurent/?
  15. Sacked or just fed up working for Southend?

    'Southend United is currently seeking a Ticketing and Customer Services Manager to join the Football Club' says the offy. Hardly a surprise given the ticket fiasco against Port Vale when yours truly and dozens of others were given season-ticket cards as the only means of getting into the ground...
  16. Ref Watch ...... Northampton away

    At a ground where we have probably a better record than any other over the last 10 years (played 6 won 4 drawn 2), we have referee Mark Haywood from Wakefield, West Yorkshire in charge. This is his 5th season as a League referee and we have managed to avoid him completely for the last 4 and a...
  17. southend4ever

    Gillingham Away - Tuesday 28th September

    Hi All, One of the local away games. I noticed the details for this game on the web today and am keen to go. I was surprised at only offering an initial 500 tickets for away fans. Do they still use the temporary stand, and if so how many does that house, because surely there wouldn't be...
  18. Yorkshire Blue

    Memory Lane Andy Smillie v Roy Hollis 1:6 - poll now added

    Our sixth tie sees 1950s record scorer Roy Hollis take on 1960s/1970s midfielder Andy Smillie. Post your stories and arguments now.
  19. danburyshrimper

    Cash coming our way soon!!

    Saw Liverpool v Newcastle Reserves last night , Southend got a few mentions as Michael Ngoo is the star man of the moment up there. The giant ex-shrimper youth player has forced himself into the reckoning with another quality performance, and often out muscled Sol Campbell and his pace + power...
  20. DoDTS

    PlayOff Finals NOT at Wembley?

    I didn't realise till today that should we reach the play off finals they are likely NOT to be played at Wembley and probably at Old Trafford, as Wembley is double booked...