Smokey Joe XI

[Rob Noxious]

Strange the things that hit you as you're just going off to sleep but as I was counting pigs last night, I started to think of a football team made up entirely of swine-related names. I know that we'll have no problem identifying an on-loan forward but how about the rest of the team? I'll kick off with the goalkeeper, Perry Suckling ... and at right back, Don Shanks. I'm hoping that the other positions can be filled as quick as a poke in a pig's head, if you please ...

 

[Uncle Leo]

Erstwhile Manchester United centre back Graeme Hogg

If you're letting girls play, then USA striker Mia Hamm

 

[Uncle Leo]

Jeroen Boar.

 

[RobM]

Any left-bac(on)

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

**Deleted**

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

Seem to be plenty of potential strikers/forwards for this - something to do with hogging the ball?

My front three (who may have to settle for other positions) are:

Paulo Wanchope
Nicky Banger
Michael Chopra

Filling out the middle:

Liam Trotter
Bastian Schweinsteiger
Ronald de Boer

Frank de Boer at the back, with Franck Ribery on the wing?

 

[Uncle Leo]

Any left-bac(on)

At least *try*

 

[Firestorm]

**Duplicate**

 

[Rob Noxious]

Bobby Ham - an inside forward who played for Bradford City in the sixties.

 

[Rob Noxious]

Quick update:-

GK Perry Suckling

RB Don Shanks
CH Graeme Hogg
CH
LB Chopper Harris

M Bobby Ham
M Bastian Schweinsteiger
M Liam Trotter

F Nicky Banger
F Teddy Sheringham
F Joe Pigott

 

[The Big Shrimp]

Terry Hurlhock

 

[The Big Shrimp]

Gareth Sowthgate

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

Joe Pig-gate I suspect he will now be known as

 

[RobM]

Jason Swilliams

 

[Rob Noxious]

BREAKING NEWS: Terry Butcher makes the final cut!

GK Perry Suckling

RB Don Shanks
CH Graeme Hogg
CH Terry Butcher
LB Chopper Harris

M Bobby Ham
M Bastian Schweinsteiger
M Liam Trotter

F Nicky Banger
F Teddy Sheringham
F Joe Pigott

 

[MK Shrimper]

Teddy Sheringham? :unsure:

 

[Rob Noxious]

Teddy Sheringham? :unsure:

A finer cut of ham, Paulie!

 

[MK Shrimper]

A finer cut of ham, Paulie!

Classy down your way..... :unsure:

 

[Rob Noxious]

Classy down your way..... :unsure:

Proper food!

 

[C C Csiders]

That lot would give the Parma team of the early 90's a great game.