undercovershrimper
Director
ahhh tyrone u silly fat *******!
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Swiss Tony
End of the pier show ⭐⭐
Do i amuse you? am i some kind of a clown?
derek duvall
First XI
You're a funny guy
Irish_Shrimper
Ant from across the Pond
"I ****ing hate pikey's"!!!
Crabby Shrimper
President
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!
EastStandBlue
Life President
- Joined
- May 29, 2005
- Messages
- 15,519
Tyrone: "Course I Am"
Alexis_SUFC
Members
I thought you said he was a getaway driver, what the **** can he getaway from?
Stats
aka Ian Poulter
What the hell is that Vincent?
This is a dog, Sol.
This is a dog, Sol.
scrounger
Duncan Goodhew
Turkish: Now, with our changing fighters, Brick Top's gonna exploit the situation. He s gonna pull my pants down, grease me up, and aim for penetration.
Spikey Shrimper
First XI
- Joined
- Aug 9, 2005
- Messages
- 250
Policeman: So, what you doin here?
Turkish: I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Policeman: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.
Doug the Head: What are you doing?
Jewish Boy: [spits] It's a free country, isn't it?
Doug the Head: Well it's not a free shop, is it? So **** off!
Turkish: I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Policeman: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.
Doug the Head: What are you doing?
Jewish Boy: [spits] It's a free country, isn't it?
Doug the Head: Well it's not a free shop, is it? So **** off!
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