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  1. RHB

    Scotland and the 2018 World Cup

    Once again the Scots have managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. I almost feel sorry for them.
  2. RHB

    France 3 - 2 England

    The eleven men of England managed to snatch a very creditable defeat against the 10 men of France. It just gets better and better don't it? FFS.
  3. Ricky Otto

    Shamir Mullins

    Does anybody remember Shamir Mullins playingfor us? I noticed on his twitter he has us down as a former club? He isperforming very well for Chelmsford this season, has 6 goals already and looksa real handful. I went last night and he looked good and had the ball in theback of the net, albeit...
  4. Shrimp and two veg

    On the off chance

    Hiya guys, happy xmas. Was lucky enough to snatch up the last two tickets up at the wronguns for tomorrow, trouble is my 11yr old is 14 seats away from me ! If anyone is near C38 or C52 and wouldnt mind a single seat swap we'd really appreciate it. If not then bugger it, we are still going ;)
  5. Shrimperstrust

    Under 18's Match Report Youth Team Leave It Late To Defeat Daggers - Saturday 21st September 2013.

    Late goals from Nico Cotton and Jason Williams helped Southend United U18s snatch a 2-0 victory over Dagenham & Redbridge in their latest Football League Youth Alliance South East Conference clash at Boots & Laces. Rob Craven's match report can be found here.
  6. MrB

    OD - Week 5

    ShrimperZone CC v BGS XI 3rd v 5th. We have the skills advantage but they have the fitness. They're also adept at punching above their weight having beaten Brianstoke last season and surviving in a very tough division. With our bowling line up at lively/invigorated and a tough cup game on...
  7. Stats

    NSFW - Snatch Wars (Some colorful language)

    For your viewing pleasure http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo
  8. Xavi Takes Centre Stage in Football Spectacle

    When two teams of the highest calibre collide, it wouldn’t be beyond the realms of possibility that they negate each other and the feature becomes something of an anti-climax. Not when Arsene Wenger and Pep Guardiola are around. No. This was special. Barcelona flew out of the traps as if to...
  9. ShrimperZone Quiz Cup League Table.

    After the first week the league stands as follows. 1-cricko 48 2-mk 41 3-obl 32 4-blues bloke 28 5-godber 21 6-genial harry grout 15 7-pringlejohn 14 8-rustyshacklton 10 9-dave of the snatch 8 Dan left...
  10. Tommy2holes

    Stewards/security in the west stand

    Threw my mate out tonight for nothing. Slyly asked him for a chat and then dragged him out for apparently being too loud and aggressive. Didnt know he had gone until he called to say he was making his way to the office to make a complaint. I also saw them drag another bloke out for...
  11. yogi bear up the cagire

    Pre-Match Thread Southend v Oldham

    I decided to get this thread up and running fairly early in order to allow discusssion, particularly on the formation we are going to put out. If we are going to be there or thereabouts come the end of the season victory at home to sides like Oldham are pretty essential.............and in my...
  12. yogi bear up the cagire

    Reflections and anxieties

    Arrived back in France early this morning, still rather tired but felt the need to post something of my thoughts and concerns. I was at the Millwall match and spent some time puting down my views of that evening on my brother's computer in Leigh, only to find myself unable to post, with an...
  13. Snatch Wars

    After all the 'Snatch jokes' on the cuckoo farm thread, i thought it was the right time to post this up... ( Not sure if it's been posted on here before, but i do know it's been doing the rounds for a while) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo
  14. Slipperduke

    I Heart Peter Crouch

    I have to confess to a guilty pleasure. I love Peter Crouch. I really do. I don't want to go and choose curtains with him, you understand, or look into civil partnerships or anything like that. No, my affection towards him is more of a paternal love. When fortunes turn against him, it burns me...
  15. duncan bulgaria

    Smelly beaver OCD

    At a wedding last night and chatting with the lads and one in perticular is a ugly ****er but as a youngster he used to nick decent birds , albeit he used to get them when they were young , i'e we were 19 and he'd always go for the 17 year old innocent girls and get his wicked way after a few...
  16. Ayrshire Blue

    My end of season review.

    I was asked to write a review for college about a subject that inspired me, I didn't necessarily have to talk about how it inspired me but I just had to compile a 2000 word essay. So I chose to do a season review. Well here we are at the end of another season, although in the end we can feel...
  17. Stars Wars V Snatch Mash up

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo Brilliant, just brilliant!
  18. Slipperduke

    Nerves Jangle As Race Intensifies

    And that is why you can't write novels about football. It doesn't matter how expertly you construct your prose, nor how gripping your final chapter, the human mind is simply incapable of making the implausible plausible on as regular a basis as reality. Who would dare to write a story about a...
  19. Leicester (away)

    Enough of Chelsea, who is going to Leicester, and what will be your arrangements? Going up on friday night, staying in a travelodge nearish, full english in the morning and watch the blues snatch a 1-1 draw :) Matty Fryatt and Laurent to score :) UTB!
  20. Slipperduke

    Dire Chelsea Give Scolari Headache

    They say that fortune favours the brave, but apparently the deal isn't exclusive. On a miserable night in Southern France, the fates took a shine to a substandard, disappointing Chelsea side who should have seen their Champions League hopes laid to waste, but somehow survived to snatch a vital...