Song for Boxing Day

[Ron Manager]

'So here it is Lawrie Dudfield
All the Shrimpers having fun
We're looking to promotion now
We're going to League One'

Dedicated to all the Shrimper Boys and Girls in Reflex this evening. And yes I am aware of the irony of me ending up in an 80's club after slagging off the whole decade in The Pub today, blame the pregnant wife for letting me off the leash by going to Germany to visit friends on a Friday night (I deserve the night out as she's coming home to a fully decorated nursery, surely even sickeningly happy Dad's to be deserve to celebrate another win on the way to promotion with a late ****-up surrounded by attractive young ladies?)

 

[McNasty]

I wonder how many dynamic songs have been written at 1/4 to 3 in the morning after an alcohol fuelled night. Are you the next Nanker and Pheldge ?

 

[Ron Manager]

Quote[/b] (mcnasty @ Dec. 18 2004,09:31)]I wonder how many dynamic songs have been written at 1/4 to 3 in the morning after an alcohol fuelled night. Are you the next Nanker and Pheldge ?

Nah, that was written at about midnight last night - I thought it was impressive that I remembered it at that time last night!

 

[sufcintheprem]

Damn Reflex and it's damn massive queue. Ended up in Scum Rooms instead.

(but it was ok)

 

[The General]

How was Barry in the end, Andy?

Kev

 

[GNH]

He managed to last the distance again and we left the casino when it shut at 4 in the morning.

 

[The General]

Quote[/b] (GNH @ Dec. 18 2004,16:22)]He managed to last the distance again and we left the casino when it shut at 4 in the morning.

I got a call from Shags at 11.45pm. I was asleep.

How much did you all lose?

Oh and i haven't got Monday off, so it looks like i wont be sleeping tomorrow nigh!

Kev

 

[Ron Manager]

Quote[/b] (GNH @ Dec. 18 2004,16:22)]He managed to last the distance again and we left the casino when it shut at 4 in the morning.

And was a model of sober refinement - untill someone spilt his pint!!!

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ Dec. 18 2004,18:02)]

Quote[/b] (GNH @ Dec. 18 2004,16:22)]He managed to last the distance again and we left the casino when it shut at 4 in the morning.

And was a model of sober refinement - untill someone spilt his pint!!!

ooooooooh I almost had him.

Great memory Andy. There was another xmas song about Drewe, all I want for Christmas is Drewe, but that doesnt work so well.

 

[* ORM *]

ORM really needs to get a life - but in the spirit of naffness here goes:

Away to a strange place
The Shrimpers did go
The little Lord Maher
Leading our star-filled show
The ball wide to Gower
Down the wing will he bowl
Then a cross to Fredy Eastwood
To head in the goal.

Steve Tilson and Brush looked out
On the feast of Steven
Where the sides looked fairly matched
And the points looked even
Brightly shone the Blues that day
Though Wycombe were cru el
'til a wonder Fredy goal
Won the Christmas du u el

Hark the mighty Southend sing
Glory to the new born king
Peace on earth and mercy mild
Fredy's not a little child
Joyful all ye Shrimpers rise
Raise the rafters to the skies
Now's the time that we proclaim
3 points and thank-you for the game.

Can someone give me a hand with my coat.

 

[sufcintheprem]

Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ Dec. 20 2004,12:48)]Can someone give me a hand with my coat.

I don't think you deserve any help after that.

Rhyming bowl with goal?! All I can picture now is Mark Gower doing a Cockney walk down the wing, Partridge style.

 

[* ORM *]

Quote[/b] (sufcintheprem @ Dec. 20 2004,13:08)]Rhyming bowl with goal?!  All I can picture now is Mark Gower doing a Cockney walk down the wing, Partridge style.

I couldn't think of anything else - foal ? shoal ? dole ? mole ?

I did have a better alternative.















f**k off and get myself a life.

 

[Ron Manager]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Dec. 20 2004,10:34)]

Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ Dec. 18 2004,18:02)]

Quote[/b] (GNH @ Dec. 18 2004,16:22)]He managed to last the distance again and we left the casino when it shut at 4 in the morning.

And was a model of sober refinement - untill someone spilt his pint!!!

ooooooooh I almost had him.

Great memory Andy. There was another xmas song about Drewe, all I want for Christmas is Drewe,  but that doesnt work so well.

I almost wish we were playing Cambridge again this year -

'Last Christmas you gave us 3 points,
and the same today,
would be good we all say'

One arm in my coat sleeve already.................

 

[sufcintheprem]

Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ Dec. 20 2004,13:13)]f**k off and get myself a life.