Sorry to brian in the commercial dept

The Late One · May 26, 2005

After much discussion and thought, I would like to apologise to a certain Mr Wheeler of the commercial dept at Roots Hall. In one of my earlier posts this week I refered to him as "Brian (The Fat Controller) Wheeler", after much thought I realise this was out of order as he cannot control anything.

I am deeply sorry if this error of judgement has caused any lasting effects to the only person to get the ball though the hole at half time.

I do hope that this will end the matter and Brian will talk to me again.

Guest · May 26, 2005

(crying)

To Flying Scotsman, Bob Cratchitt, Kenny and the other members of ShrimperZone's thought police: I told a joke last night that may well have be deemed offensive to the football club and I now realise that I should have run it past you lot first. Please forgive me.

The Artful Shrimper · May 26, 2005

[b said:
Quote[/b] (Guest @ May 26 2005,09:04)](crying)

To Flying Scotsman, Bob Cratchitt, Kenny and the other members of ShrimperZone's thought police: I told a joke last night that may well have be deemed offensive to the football club and I now realise that I should have run it past you lot first. Please forgive me.

Yes now go and stand in the corner with Beaver you naughty boys

Guest · May 26, 2005

[b said:
Quote[/b] (Guest @ May 26 2005,09:04)](crying)

To Flying Scotsman, Bob Cratchitt, Kenny and the other members of ShrimperZone's thought police: I told a joke last night that may well have be deemed offensive to the football club and I now realise that I should have run it past you lot first. Please forgive me.

As a member of the thought police, I resent our name being used in vain. We're a respectable organisation that was formed as a shoot off of the Conscience Brigade as part of their crackdown on unkempt thoughts.

We try our hardest and most people who have thoughts repsect this yet some thoughtless individuals can't respect our authorities.

Try this again and we may have to turn you in to a thoughts "dispersal zone" where any thoughts will be forcibly returned home to their families if found unaccompanied by at least one remorse.

Thanks,

The Thought Police

"We're always watching"