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Southend United All-Time Daft

South Bank Hank

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(Thanks @Mick) :Smile2:

A top ten of the most absurd, bonkers, whacky, witless, ridiculous, off-the-wall and idiotic things to have happened on the Roots Hall pitch in your supporting life-time.

1) Lens Gate: Southend United versus Ipswich Town: Southend emerge for the second half with just 11 players. While Andy Rammell was ham-fistedly grappling with his contact lenses in the changing room, wonderfully-coiffured eligible batchelor Phil Gridelet refused to leave due to his superstitious custom of always being the last onto the pitch.
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6) Andy Harris
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(PS: In other news, I know you're going to do it even before you've thought it yourself)
 
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