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Sporting goods (?) for sale on E-bay
- Thread starter Vange Shrimper
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The General
The Mouse (*)
The General
The Mouse (*)
Q: Why don't you sell him to the Mackems for a tenner. I know, I know, they can't afford to pay that much, and it's more than he's worth, but surely you can start at a tenner and drop it to £1 if you have to. Why don't you put the picture back up with a picture of a dummy next to him. - Then everyone will recognise him, including his girlfriend. Apparently she has a dummy also. - Kieron !
A: To be able to afford that, they would have to sell their stadium and all the supporters house to raise the £1 transfer fee needed
A: To be able to afford that, they would have to sell their stadium and all the supporters house to raise the £1 transfer fee needed
The General
The Mouse (*)
Q: From: Rafael Benitez, Liverpool Football Club The transfer fee shouldn't be a problem for us, I've spoken to the chairman and we're quite prepared to splash out another 10 million quid on a complete donkey, in line with Mr. Houllier's previous transfer policy. However, wages may be a stumbling block. Would Mr. Dyer accept £30,000-a-week, a Vauxhall Nova (complete with custom body-kit and ultraviolet lights underneath it), a burberry outfit and a all-expenses-paid overnight stay in a Motel (complete with blond 18-year-old) for him and 5 of his mates?
A: I doubt he’d take a £35,000 a week pay cut. But He’d probably gladly agree to the rest of your terms.
A: I doubt he’d take a £35,000 a week pay cut. But He’d probably gladly agree to the rest of your terms.
blues_r_best
Entertainment 7wenty
"and no, i will not accept pork scratchings as part-payment."
Kev, have you been bidding?
Kev, have you been bidding?
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