Squeezy Condiment bottles

[please delete my account]

Matt,

If you had seen the comments from Tarquin you would have been even more shocked.

Sincere apologies my good fellow, no offence intended.

I was merely trying to explain that a gentle tweaking of your hole should allow your sauce to flow out in a more controlled manner. If you were to shove something big in there and waggle it about, this would cause your sauce to spurt out all over the place and also possible split the sphincter.

Something that delicate should be approached with caution and care.

Regards
TF

 

[Dave of the Match]

Don't waste your time with the Marmite one. The one I bought had run out, or so I thought. I took the lid off to find there was enough for about another 3-4 sandwiches...

Eww.. marmite is sick!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Eww.. marmite is sick!

Ah, 2nd post and just so very, very wrong.

 

[Che's Left Foot]

Who needs squeezy bottles when you can have the condiment gun!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Who needs squeezy bottles when you can have the condiment gun!

But dammit, it's out of stock!