Tennis

[Jonny_Stokes]

Let's have no more arguments about that gurning Jockish moron. Let's talk about sexificating ladies instead! Gentlemen, take your pick:

Kournikova

Graf

Hingis

Harkleroad

Sharapova

Hantuchova

Agassi

 

[C C Csiders]

Kournikova is a ringer for Boris Yeltsin - rough as old boots.

Voted for Steffi Graf - which may seem strange given the above, but take the hooter off her and I'd defy anyone not to give it one.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

MtS voted for Ms Graf me thinks

Update: CCC, you slate me for fancy of a certain ginger pop-star? Tsk......

 

[Slipperduke]

Hingis has got a gorgeous face and curves in all the right places, but Sharapova just edges this one.

I saw her on Sky Sports News the other day in her normal clothes and I was completely unable to do any work for about half an hour. Beguilling woman.

I see what you mean with Steffi Graf. Without that nose she'd be great. But she's got that nose, I'm afraid. It's there. I can see it. No dice.

No idea who Harkleroad is, but she looks about 13. The other girl in the black dress looks class, but I've never heard of her either.

Billy Ray Cyrus looks lovely too, but not for me, ta.

 

[scrounger]

Where's the option of Elena Baltacha?!

I've got a soft spot for Hantuchova for some reason. Definitely not Graf. Kournikova is too much of an obvious option, I bet she would be a massive disappointment if you successfully wooed her. Hingis is ok, but not a stunner. Harkleroad, there is something wrong about voting for her.

 

[C C Csiders]

Hingis is actually Stephen Hendry in drag. 100% OFFICIAL.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Due to the absence of Arntxa Sanchez Vicario

and Kim Clijsters

I'm boycotting this poll

 

[Slipperduke]

Quote[/b] (Uxbridge Shrimper @ Jan. 11 2007,16:47)]and Kim Clijsters

I'm boycotting this poll

Who was it who described Kim as, "a pig in lipstick"?

Step forward and accept your MBE!

Sorry Ux, but she mings!

 

[sufcintheprem]

I opened them all up but then realised I was at work and closed them all quickly when I realised they weren't exactly action shots.

I went, with prior knowledge for Hantuchova

 

[Slipperduke]

Who keeps voting for Harkleroad?!

Dear God, that's a child! And an upsettingly ugly child at that.

 

[Napster]

Sharapova was coached by an Old Southendian from my class, Mark Wellington. He used to be a brilliant football player, he had trials with West Ham and Charlton but he always found it boring, so switched to tennis at 14. Now he coaches the best women in the world in Florida.

In fact, the Sun was asking who is Sharapova's mystery man when she won. It was Welly, but there was no romance on the cards...

 

[Uncle Leo]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Jan. 11 2007,17:16)]

Quote[/b] (Uxbridge Shrimper @ Jan. 11 2007,16:47)]and Kim Clijsters

I'm boycotting this poll

Who was it who described Kim as, "a pig in lipstick"?

Step forward and accept your MBE!

Sorry Ux, but she mings!

Oh Slipper, you didn't think I was serious did you?

Pig in lipstick would be spot on.

Gabriela Sabatini, now she WAS lovely....

 

[Slipperduke]

Quote[/b] (Uxbridge Shrimper @ Jan. 11 2007,17:51)]Oh Slipper, you didn't think I was serious did you?  

Pig in lipstick would be spot on.

Gabriela Sabatini, now she WAS lovely....

Phew!

Sorry for doubting you, mate. I'm sure there was someone on here who rated her though....

*scans the room suspiciously*

 

[Uncle Leo]

Ana Ivanoic is very nice too, but I can't find any pics online that back up this claim. However, saw her at Wimbledon last year and she was lovely.

 

[Up the Shrimpers]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Jan. 11 2007,17:18)]Who keeps voting for Harkleroad?!

Dear God, that's a child! And an upsettingly ugly child at that.

Ashley Harkleroad is 21 years old. Why has Jonny Stroker included her?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ Jan. 11 2007,15:28)]MtS voted for Ms Graf me thinks

Huh? I meant to vote Sharapova, but somehow voted for Hantuchova. She ain't bad, though.

 

[jumbo shrimp]

Difficult to deduce from that fine selection that you've served up, Jonny, but it's between the three that don't have geezer-bird shoulders: Hingis, Hantuchova & Kournikova.

It's gotta be Hingis, but only because she looks so up for it in the photo!

 

[Hawkwell Shrimper]

Sharapova! She defiantely would get my loving first out of all of them!

 

[GNH]

Quote[/b] (Uxbridge Shrimper @ Jan. 11 2007,18:08)]Ana Ivanoic is very nice too, but I can't find any pics online that back up this claim. However, saw her at Wimbledon last year and she was lovely.

I think you have a valid point there Ux  

Ana Ivanoic

 

[DTS]

Not really into tennis but have greatly enjoyed this poll. Never heard from Sharpova but got to be her.

Anyone who went from Graf over any of the others needs to have there head read.