Things that aren't as good as they used to be

[Uncle Leo]

Here's a couple of things that used to be really good but have got a bit **** over the years. Anymore?

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

A bloated, dull, stadium band where once they used to have a cutting edge (see their pre-1999 output). Bring back the old days!

Monster Munch

Much lighter than they used to be. They were a proper crisp when I was younger, now they're all airy-fairy. Is this Jamie Oliver's fault?

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Nostalgia

Reminiscing isn't what it use to be.

 

[Bielzibubz]

Wagon Wheels! Now, when i was a kid you couldn't eat one in less than three bites. Now it's gone in one, and no it's not the size of the gob that's got bigger :p
Same can be said for Curly Wirlies too.



Teenagers ....... nuff said.

 

[MrB]

Marks & Spencer mini flapjacks
Bought a pack about a month ago and they were great but the pack I bought last week were a bit dry.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Last week's fruit.

My tangerines seem to be going mouldy.

 

[C C Csiders]

My wife's knockers

 

[canveyshrimper]

Along with Wagon Wheels, both Mars & Topics have shrunk.

 

[C C Csiders]

Along with Wagon Wheels, both Mars & Topics have shrunk.

See above.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

See above.

Won't she mind?

 

[canveyshrimper]

See above.

Is that something to do with the deficiency of the knocker department of Mrs CCC Siders?

 

[C C Csiders]

Is that something to do with the deficiency of the knocker department of Mrs CCC Siders?

At this point I should point out that a blow to the left side of my head in 1999has left me with an occasional schizophrenic/Tourette's streak. It was this streak that alleged my wifes breasts had shrunk and were not what they once were. This is NOT the case they are as perky and rounded as ever with great shape and cupping abilities.


























Is that enough to get me out of trouble if she gets on here?

 

[canveyshrimper]

At this point I should point out that a blow to the left side of my head in 1999has left me with an occasional schizophrenic/Tourette's streak. It was this streak that alleged my wifes breasts had shrunk and were not what they once were. This is NOT the case they are as perky and rounded as ever with great shape and cupping abilities.


























Is that enough to get me out of trouble if she gets on here?

I suspect that won't be, something around two weeks sustained grovelling may do the trick.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Trainers. 70's and 80's trainers were the best.

 

[DTS]

Personally I think sex used to be a lot better when you were a bit younger.

When I was 18/19 getting a woman into bed left me with the same exciting feeling as Neil Campbell hattrick or a Mel Capelton triple save.

Nowadays it just isnt a bit samey I think. Whilst I think I have improved greatly since those teenage days the excitment of bedding a bird has gone down and down sadly. :( :cry:

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Payphones (see Duncan Bulgaria's thread, elsewhere in't Pub). 40p for a call...!!

:eek:

 

[South Bank Hank]

Leeds, Barnsley and QPR

 

[Benji91]

Heather Mills' left leg.

 

[Lucas D]

Atmosphere at Roots Hall
The North Bank

 

[Lucas D]

Video Games

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

Premiership footy