Totty Cup for the Ladies.

[MK Shrimper]

As an equal opportunities leftie lesbian lover, I have decided to fight the right wing hegemony of the Shrimperzone fascists and posted a poll for you ladies and any closet bum-ban... I mean homosexuals... that are out there in Shrimperzone land.

So here you go ladies...... Who would you let tickle your fancy, flip your firkin or nuzzle your nubs....

Andy Fordham:

Paul (mind the silver!) Burrell:

 

[MK Shrimper]

All I can say is phwoar..... and I'm not a gay IN THE SLIGHTEST...

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

a gay

Isn't that a derogatory term to our limp-wristed friends though?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Lefty! Stop diverting my threads!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Lefty

How do you know which hand I write with? ;)

 

[MK Shrimper]

Psychic dontcha know.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Psychic dontcha know.

Maybe you can guess correctly which day the Royal Mail will deliver your Mighty Boosh package then? :p

 

[MK Shrimper]

Better be today or I'll be up to Glasgae with the boys.....

 

[Southend_Lady]

Not really much of a contest there really!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Fordham all the way is it Sam?

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Better be today or I'll be up to Glasgae with the boys.....

The luvverley laydee at the post office said should be 2mrw, Friday at the latest!

 

[Southend_Lady]

Fordham all the way is it Sam?

Jesus no, those bingo wings could kill someone in one movement.

Plus I dont trust anyone that appears to have no neck, or one that is merged into their head and body.

 

[MK Shrimper]

The luvverley laydee at the post office said should be 2mrw, Friday at the latest!

Ooooh.... Mr pool cue, meet Mr Kneecaps.... :hilarious:

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Jesus no, those bingo wings could kill someone in one movement.

Plus I dont trust anyone that appears to have no neck, or one that is merged into their head and body.

Those what?

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Ooooh.... Mr pool cue, meet Mr Kneecaps.... :hilarious:

If you wanted express service you could have paid my postage & packing expenses!

 

[Slipperduke]

I'd be Burrell's new 'rock', eh? Wahey!

Ooops.....

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Christ, neither of them!!

MK, couldnt you have put up at least someone half decent for us girlies to lust over?!

 

[Cricko]

Christ, neither of them!!

MK, couldnt you have put up at least someone half decent for us girlies to lust over?!

Oh Ok Hils, as you asked so nicely..

 

[Vange Shrimper]

This is a toughy. I dont know who to go for!! :p

The one on the left looks familiar. Do I know him?! :D

 

[Cricko]

The one on the left looks familiar. Do I know him?! :D

Imtimately apparently ;)