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  1. The Smiths dilemma

    Now if you're a proper music lover, then The Smiths are quite frankly, one of the greatest bands IN THE WORLD. However, Morrissey has turned (always was?) a massive purple bell-end and I have avoided listening to them because of this huge purple bell-ended ness. So my question to you (well the...
  2. DoDTS

    The Brighton Friendly

    I'm not a great lover of friendly matches but a little while ago I took the decision to go, purchased my season ticket seat in the West stand at a very reasonable price and now have the west stand ticket proudly in my possession. I should be a happy bunny EXCEPT............ On the SUFC...
  3. Ex Youth Team Sell On Monies/transfer fees.

    What has happened to the sell on monies for Isaac Hayden etc? There has not been any publicity about how or if,the monies are being used. We all know Uncle Ron is reluctant to input any of his own pennies,but what with Bentley and Payne cash on the way and a substantial amount via sell on,well...
  4. Uncle Leo

    Trifon Ivanov

    I was very saddened to hear of the death of Trifon Ivanov over the weekend. Lover of mullets, hard tackles and 50 yard free-kicks, he even scored two penalties in one game for Betis at the Camp Nou. As usual, David Squires in The Guardian gets it spot on with his tribute...
  5. RHB

    Bacon, Sausages and burgers are bad for you!!

    I'm not a great lover of burgers but the latest WHO report on health risks puts two of my favourites right up there on the 'no no' list. I shall not be refraining from sausages and bacon, but is nothing sacred in the dietary world these days? Obviously this could have a serious impact on South...
  6. yogi bear up the cagire

    Down on their uppers..........a crisis closer to home

    Found this article on the Independent on line. Whether or not you are a lover of Northampton Town, this is a sad story which will strike a chord with some aspects of our own situation. I can only empathise with the feeling of Cobblers' supporters and hope that things will turn out for the best...
  7. Its come to my attention that on this forum...

    Even if you've gone to over 500 southend games, you are not allowed a separate view. And if you say something that everyone without a braincell doesnt like i get negative rep points. Keep them coming you sturrock lovers
  8. Ricey

    Question MOD Dogs, the sun's story

    Today you may or may not have a chance to read the article on the front page of the sun about the MOD putting down 288 dogs in 3 years leading on from yesterday's article about Prince Williams guard dogs being put down. Being a dog handler and a dog lover this article has infuriated me as the...
  9. Not for dog lovers

    I'm not a big fan of dogs, but live and let live, but I'm fed up with running in parks and being chased by dogs and dodging the dog poo. Yesterday I'm running with my 9 years old daughter and she gets chased by an alsation. The owner did not like me shouting at his dog, could have turned nasty...
  10. DTS

    If you found out your partner...

    The wife and I really enjoyed a recent BBC drama called Public Enemy starring Anna Friel who I am now in love with. I won't ruin it for anyone that has Sky+ it but basically the plot is a lad murdered his girlfriend when he was 17, he serves his time and then has to come out and rebuild his...
  11. DTS

    Contact with Ex Lovers?

    Afternoon Chaps, Spent last weekend on a stag do. The wedding is this Friday and I shall be best man. On the stag we went boating in Oxford for the weekend which was pretty decent in fairness. As my mate is a 2nd time married he had wanted a quiter type event. There were 9 stags including us...
  12. BLUEBLOOD

    50 ways to leave your lover ??

    I've just finished watching (for about the millionth time) one of my favourite music DVDs, Simon and Garfunkel - The Concert in Central Park, during the gig Paul Simon sings his renowned hit ^^^, so i put it to the SZ nation, are there 50 ways to leave your lover?? 1) Slip out the back, Jack...
  13. Lee Boylan

    ......has been released by Stevenage! The one time unstoppable goalscorer and canvey lover has been linked with SUFC a few times in the past but I think back in the days when Canvey were a Conference side made some disparaging remarks about us. if I remember correctly, after we knocked them...
  14. Stats

    Dreamtime - Your Alternative Careers

    Right bit of fun after todays ''doom and gloom'' at Northampton. Firstly if you could be a sports professional, what sport would you chose to be involved in? Secondly, any other profession you would like to be involved in? Stats ============================================ Sports...
  15. Cricko

    Kulula Airline

    Kulula is an Airline with it's head office situated in Johannesburg . Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: Kulula's new paint scheme "Flying...
  16. Bush or no bush?

    Simples,are you a hairy muff lover or are you a shaven haven raver. Me i like mine as bald as when they were born and you?
  17. NSFW Cybersex - You're doing it wrong (18+)

    taken from b3ta: Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an...
  18. DTS

    Question Men that take a Oriental lover?

    The Mrs and I decided to go with our daughter Brighton today to get a few things for her. As parking can be a nightmare we got the train. On the way back we got on the train and sat diagonally opposite a 45 year old English guy who had a 20 year old Thai type bird. My Mrs and daugther both...
  19. Sunday nights league cup quiz.

    Just a reminder that the quiz cup starts on sunday 8pm this week but i may move it to 7 pm next week. Multi choice answers so everyone will have a chance,yes even the teachers amoungst us. Chicken in a basket at half time is free(as long as its cooked by your...
  20. DTS

    Be careful what you wish for.

    Lads, We all support Southend hence why were on here. I feel frustrated about the lack of signings etc as much as anyone. But I would heed caution to those wanting Ron Martin to walk away. For a start I am under the impression that his company own Roots Hall in effect and lets us play there...
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