Ugly footballers

[bumpkinblue]

ok - before i start i'll admit to being no great oil painting (as my good lady will testify) and i can admit to other chaps being better looking (Brad Pitt,George Clooney etc)but after being frightened by pictures of Reo-Coker and Zamora (one is going out with the others ex or something) and Tevez popping up on t.v. and scaring the children i just wondered if our chums from Upton Park had the ugliest squad in Football or if anyone else knows of any others?

(guess who's bored today eh!)

 

[TrueBlue]

Luke Chadwick

 

[DTS]

Alexi Lallas of American used to make me **** myself as a kid.

Altough his team mate Cobi Jones scares me now.

 

[C C Csiders]

Robert Earnshaw is not only the ugliest footballer, but the ugliest man on the planet.

Dwarf features to go with his dwarf size.

At least he has a guaranteed job at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory once he has retired from playing.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Alexi Lallas of American used to make me **** myself as a kid.

Gabby Logan pronounced his name as LaaLaa on Inside Sport yesterday, I thought he was Lallas as in Dallas!

 

[DTS]

Derek Payne from a Southend point of view was awful looking too.

 

[C C Csiders]

Gabby Logan pronounced his name as LaaLaa on Inside Sport yesterday

In that case Ashley Cole must be Tinky-Winky. Alex Rae, Dipsy; and Matt Harrold, Po.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Newcastle circa 1988.

Anyone with a Panini album from this era will know what I'm talking about.

This was the Newcastle of Brian "Killer" Kilcline, Glenn Roeder and John Anderson. I think Peter Beardsley may even have still have been around, but the real coup de gras was Joe Allon, with a face that could make babies cry from 30 yards.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

In that case Ashley Cole must be Tinky-Winky. Alex Rae, Dipsy; and Matt Harrold, Po.

Surely that should be Alex Rae, Tipsy :p

 

[C C Csiders]

Surely that should be Alex Rae, Tipsy :p

Dipsy as in Dipsomaniac.:finger:

 

[canveyshrimper]

Neil McNab of Spurs and Bolton, circa mid 70's was seriously hit by an ugly stick.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Dipsy as in Dipsomaniac.:finger:

Ah OK, I bow to your superior knowledge, had to check dictionary.com for the meaning of that.

Remind me never to play you at Scrabble!

Oh & :finger: yourself

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Neil McNab of Spurs and Bolton, circa mid 70's was seriously hit by an ugly stick.

Looked like a younger anorexic version of Bill Oddie! :)

 

[SUFC_Al]

Neil Campbell and generally the whole of the 98/99 squad :hilarious:

 

[DTS]

Neil McNab of Spurs and Bolton, circa mid 70's was seriously hit by an ugly stick.

I think Paul Power of Man City had a good go too....

Neil Pointon was pretty grusome too....

 

[C C Csiders]

Neil Pointon was pretty grusome too....

Jeez! Thanks for the reminder. I won't sleep tonight now.

:finger:

 

[Bluesmanager]

Watching Mean Machine last night, it occured to me that Vinne Jones isn't exactly the prettiest thing on the planet.

Not that I'd tell him that to his face.

I'd also like to nominate Peter Crouch and Ronaldinho.

 

[canveyshrimper]

I think Paul Power of Man City had a good go too....

Neil Pointon was pretty grusome too....

Both had shocking mullets as well IIRC.:(

 

[C C Csiders]

I'd nominate Jim Leighton to be in goal for any All-time, All-ugly XI.

 

[Firestorm]

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