Ultimate turnoff in a partner.

[DTS]

Ladies and Gentleman,

Just listening to capital now and they have a sort of poll....Ultimate turnoff in a prespective partner.

For me its a bird with no charlies. I dont care how good looking she is a beast with two backs is not one I will look to be slaying.

Yours please.

DtS

 

[Cricko2]

Horrible Teeth or a Bucket Fanny:thump:












Oh and girls who dont respect MY Curtains!

 

[scrounger]

For me, not a physical aspect but it's someone who constantly refers to their ex-bfs in first conversation.

Yes you was with him for a while and realise he belted you good and proper. Now it's going to be my turn so shut the f*ck up!

 

[SUFC_Al]

I don't know how to cook............arrrrgggghhh run :hilarious:

But seriously, woman that speak like Chantelle Houghton.....*shudders*

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Slag Tag ...

 

[Bielzibubz]

Her gob. I know a VERY fit 35ish woman that if you hadn't heard her talk you'd think to yourself 'my God, what I could do to that'

Unfortunately every other word she utters is preceded with the F or C word.

Really is quite off putting to say the least :(

Now, with half a yard of duct tape it could quite possibly be a whole different story ;)

 

[Davros]

hairy pits/arms

 

[Pubey]

missing limbs

 

[Slipperduke]

Bad feet.

Went on a date once with an American girl who was great from the ankles up. Unfortunately she was wearing these heavy-set black sandals, revealing her gnarled dragon-feet to an unsuspecting world.

Blook.

 

[class]

Slag Tag ...

Good call! :guns:

 

[Winkle]

hairy pits/arms

Thats it,the ultimate ,without doubt! If ever there was something that gave mister wiggly the kiss of death it would be that!

 

[Pubey]

sweaty birds!

 

[SUFC-punks]

No tits. She's gotta be able to warp a sweater!

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

.......Chavness.

 

[C C Csiders]

Having a penis!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Thats it,the ultimate ,without doubt! If ever there was something that gave mister wiggly the kiss of death it would be that!

My mate used to go mental for birds with hairy armpits!
In fact, this one girl he was with who was up for anything grew her armpit hair and he used to, lets just say, position himself at a certain angle and then let nature take it's course ...........

Just don't get it myself.
I remember pulling this hot little German girl when I was a teenager & all was going swimmingly until I saw her lift up her arms to take her top off.

On the subject of hairy arms, there's a girl who works with my Mrs and she has huge body hair issues. Her arm hairs are longer and thicker than mine, in fact she probably would beat Richard Keys in a "who's the hariest?" competition! :minger:

 

[canveyshrimper]

sweaty birds!

What's wrong with Scottish lasses?

 

[canveyshrimper]

hairy pits/arms

A friend of mine had his first experience with a girl with gorillas armpits. The downside now is he that he scours the world for women with similar attributes.

 

[chadded]

I find the lack of a heartbeat can be fairly off putting.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

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