Vacancy for Head Groundsman. Immediate Start

[McNasty]

As of this morning there is a vacancy for Head Groundsman at Roots Hall. Own push along mower would be an advantage.

 

[Jim90]

Disgraceful

 

[Rayleigh boy]

before I apply can you please confirm that the successful candidate would not be
expected to work in temperatures below zero

yours the Snowflake generation

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

As the "modern generation" of prawn sandwich eating punters like to call every football ground a "stadium" the vacant position would be for a Head Stadiumsman? Or Head Stadiumsperson?

 

[Blues 'n twos]

I can recommend a certain Jack Frost. :smile:

 

[McNasty]

Please note --- this is a serious thread.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Honestly Ken?

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

Nile Ranger might be interested - it certainly would keep him busy over the next few weeks and provide him with a trade to fall back on when his footballing days are over.

Save on money for the club as well. :thumbsup:

 

[AndyT]

Please note --- this is a serious thread.

Blimey. I took it as tongue in cheek. :omg:

 

[Grayson]

Disgraceful

Two posts in 5 years and both about the pitch conditions. Is it you? :smile:

 

[OldBlueLady]

Blimey. I took it as tongue in cheek. :omg:

So did I! :sad:

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

Nile Ranger might be interested - it certainly would keep him busy over the next few weeks and provide him with a trade to fall back on when his footballing days are over.

Save on money for the club as well. :thumbsup:

tempted to write something about being good with grass

 

[mattitouk]

Surely this is McNasty's dry sense of humour.... I mean really...."Own push along mower would be an advantage" :hilarious:

 

[AndyT]

Exactly what I thought, but there appears to be sinister goings on here!

 

[mrsblue]

We had the other night lots of yobs on the rampage.

They were near our property when one called out "get the grass"...I screamed "leave my bloody lawn alone"

messers

 

[Hawkwell Blue]

What about Derek, Derek Asamoah :winking:

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

Freddie S(h)ears?


Hash tag: Thatisratherpoorreally

 

[Donal]

Charlton, Orient, Dag and Red , Southend frozen off. Doesn't take an Einstein to work out why. Why criticize our groundsmen?

 

[McNasty]

Charlton, Orient, Dag and Red , Southend frozen off. Doesn't take an Einstein to work out why. Why criticize our groundsmen?

Not a criticism --- our Head man got the sack today.

 

[sufcnum1]

Because it's Ron Martin.