Question What do you want to be?

[Rusty Shackleford]

See, cats and I are more alike than I knew already.

Oh I like you Jonny - the same way I like all Borient fans....

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

I thought your answer would have been "a League One team next season" Jonny?

Nah, I'm already looking forward to Crawley Town away.

Oh I like you Jonny - the same way I like all Borient fans....

Self-deprecatingly humourous and resigned to a lifetime of failure?

 

[Uncle Leo]

Olympic 100m champion

 

[seany t]

Olympic 100m champion

I can help you with that brother. That Tarquin Fartypants guy was offering some non-prescription medication on another thread, if you catch my drift...

 

[Uncle Leo]

I can help you with that brother. That Tarquin Fartypants guy was offering some non-prescription medication on another thread, if you catch my drift...

Tarquin's always my first stop when it comes to medicines. I'll 'ave a word.

 

[MK Shrimper]

I really despise cats. Awful creatures.

I won't neg rep my fellow DJ, but lets just say I did it in principle....

 

[Ricey]

A harrier jump jet pilot!!

 

[Hotman]

i want to be the person who sorts cheryl coles bikini line.

ewww, you might be asked to clean up ashley coles sex wee (which will have bits of jermaine jenas's poo there) - not good!!

 

[Hotman]

Melissa Theuriau’s tampon applicator!!

Thinking about it......the tampon itself!

Do you like being a little Sun-burnt?

 

[OldBlueLady]

1) It comes from having a movie obsessed daughter......

This is the lovely Sharpay: -

2) It's obviously a cheap ruse to get an ogle at her norks........

And the fact that she is a rich, bad girl! Your daughter has taste obviously, mine is off to see it at Bas Vegas tomorrow.

For me, well, continuing along the lines of some suggestions (tampon Dave? that is so WRONG!), I'd like to be the person responsible for oiling up any one of The Rock, Batista or Shawn Michaels, or all of them, I'm not fussed.

 

[canveyshrimper]

An arsonist on the set of Eastenders.

 

[Bluesmanager]

A World-Class film director on a par with Steven Spielberg, with a wife, two kids, and houses in LA, New York, Miami, London, Southend (duh), Paris, Barcelona, Sydney, Mumbai, Cardiff (so I can catch some Doctor Who filming you understand). And probably a couple of other places I can't think of right now. My main house (the one in London probably), would be big enough for the kids, their friends, my missus, her friends, and my DVD, book, and comic collections.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I want to be........the defendant at a murder trial where the victim is named Jonny Stokes.

 

[Ricey]

I want to be........the defendant at a murder trial where the victim is named Jonny Stokes.

LOL! Random as hell but your a damn funny fella Rusty.

 

[MK Shrimper]

I was to be Chas. Or Dave. Which ever one isn't a gay.

 

[osymandus]

Barbar Nox's stunt double (for all hair related stunts of course)

 

[Ricey]

I was to be Chas. Or Dave. Which ever one isn't a gay.

Doesn't matter cause which ever one you do choose you will make them gay ;)

 

[MK Shrimper]

Doesn't matter cause which ever one you do choose you will make them gay ;)

It's hard work being a gay icon mate, especially when I'm about as gay as a non gay.

 

[Ricey]

It's hard work being a gay icon mate, especially when I'm about as gay as a non gay.

So obviously last night ment nothing to you then :(

 

[MK Shrimper]

So obviously last night ment nothing to you then :(

I'm not responsible for what happens in your dreams mate.