What has music taught us...?

[Ron Manager]

I'll start with -

Music has taught us that God gave Rock and Roll to you...

....over to you....

 

[MK Shrimper]

Just for Glasgow Richard...

I taught me to keep my Eyes Open, to stop Chasing Cars, to eat Chocolate and not go out with girls who play Spitting Games.

 

[Ron Manager]

Just for Glasgow Richard...

I taught me to keep my Eyes Open, to stop Chasing Cars, to eat Chocolate and not go out with girls who play Spitting Games.

Apart from the fact that Snow Patrol are ****e, what else has music taught us?

;)

 

[The Big Shrimp]

Wearing badges is not enough in days like these.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Apart from the fact that Snow Patrol are ****e, what else has music taught us?

;)

Pete Doherty is the most over-rated junkie scumbag media darling in the history of popular music and anything he's produced isn't worth the bog paper I use to wipe my @rse?

 

[EastStandBlue]

That as long as you have big boobs and blonde hair someone, somewhere will give you a record contract.

 

[The Big Shrimp]

That as long as you have big boobs and blonde hair someone, somewhere will give you a record contract.

So if TB bleached his hair... :whistling:

 

[Uncle Leo]

...that belligerent ghouls roam Manchester schools

 

[loz]

that AK-47's are the tool..

 

[Uncle Leo]

...that guns don't kill people, rappers do

 

[The Big Shrimp]

...that belligerent ghouls roam Manchester schools

or, some girls are bigger than others

 

[loz]

that Depeche Mode have a weird thing about underage girls.

 

[MK Shrimper]

...that I'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you?

 

[Uncle Leo]

or, some girls are bigger than others

Certainly the one concern from the ice age to the dole age, that

 

[Ron Manager]

Pete Doherty is the most over-rated junkie scumbag media darling in the history of popular music and anything he's produced isn't worth the bog paper I use to wipe my @rse?

Touche my friend!

 

[Ron Manager]

That I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Touche my friend!

:D Possibly a bit over the top, but you touched a raw nerve!

 

[Uncle Leo]

...that you were made for me. Everybody tells me so*




*With thanks to Mrs Uxbridge, singing that song whilst she does my dinner. Good girl.

 

[MK Shrimper]

That Gordon is a moron?

 

[Uncle Leo]

...that Elvis was a hero to most but he never meant **** to me, see a straight out racist that sucker was simple and plain (mother **** him AND John Wayne)