What is hacking you off today?

[MK Shrimper]

to be fair if your feet are hurting and you've spent your cab money on a subway then why wouldn't you call an ambulance for a lift?

Was it you then? :winking:

 

[SUFC_Ross]

on this occasion no, too far north for me, I might get a nose bleed!

 

[rigsby]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-37249243

Mongs like this should be banned from using the NHS. :angry:

Anyone who has worked in the emergency services will have stories like this. On my own personal list I would include the man who called us out and insisted we tell his next door neighbour to take down their hired marquee as he claimed it was a fire hazard. They were due to hold their daughters wedding reception in the marquee in a few hours time.

The couple who called us out to help find their TV remote, our control actually sent us.

To rescue a llama that had got stuck in the owners pond. I was interviewed on the Virgin radio breakfast show the next day about that one. I wasn't nervous until half way through speaking you realise your are talking live to thousands of people.

 

[londonblue]

Anyone who has worked in the emergency services will have stories like this. On my own personal list I would include the man who called us out and insisted we tell his next door neighbour to take down their hired marquee as he claimed it was a fire hazard. They were due to hold their daughters wedding reception in the marquee in a few hours time.

The couple who called us out to help find their TV remote, our control actually sent us.

To rescue a llama that had got stuck in the owners pond. I was interviewed on the Virgin radio breakfast show the next day about that one. I wasn't nervous until half way through speaking you realise your are talking live to hundreds of people.

Edited for accuracy

 

[Benfleet A1]

Gandi's revenge. No sudden movements please.

 

[jassyfa1]

Builders in general. I have a small garden wall that needs repairing and I want electricity to go from the house to the shed with another connection to the wall. So far I have been quoted £400 for the electricity plus another £200 on top for a certificate as the bloke doing the electric isn't registered. So that has left me getting people round for quotes and both the brickie and an electrician have given cheaper quotes and said they are happy to do the work but neither have given dates or answering their phones.

 

[MK Shrimper]

I had to tell my daughter off in front of the mother-in-law last weekend, and now I'm public enemy No.1 in her eyes. :hilarious:

 

[RHB]

I had to tell my daughter off in front of the mother-in-law last weekend, and now I'm public enemy No.1 in her eyes. :hilarious:

Mother-in-Law or daughter? Lock them both in the cupboard under the stairs, that works.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Mother-in-Law or daughter? Lock them both in the cupboard under the stairs, that works.

M-I-L...fortunately I'm still a golden god in my daughter's eyes. I may take you up on that, they're both small enough. :smile:

 

[Firestorm]

I had to tell my daughter off in front of the mother-in-law last weekend, and now I'm public enemy No.1 in her eyes. :hilarious:

Once I told my daughter off whilst we were visiting my parents, my Mum cried........

 

[MK Shrimper]

Once I told my daughter off whilst we were visiting my parents, my Mum cried........

According to my wife, her mum was a strict bugger. Funny how they forget when it comes to grandchildren.....

 

[londonblue]

Guys with poor urinal etiquette. There's only 3 in there, you fill up from the ends, not the middle.

 

[Napster]

Staffing issues. At least quit before putting your CV on indeed.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Being told to wear PPE by a **** wit not wearing a shread of it. Practice what you preach di ckhead.

 

[Ricey]

****ing man flu!

 

[Ricey]

Being told to wear PPI by a **** wit not wearing a shread of it. Practice what you preach di ckhead.

Payment Protection Insurance?

 

[Pubey]

Bath poos (not me, my son)

 

[MK Shrimper]

2 days of decorating for about 11hrs. I'm ****ed, roll on Monday when I can loaf around all day and get paid for it. :smile:

 

[RHB]

The Archers. Every time I turn the TV on or BBC Radio there's something about a trial on the Archers. Who cares? it's a poxy fictional radio program.

 

[MK Shrimper]

So the BBC loses the GBBO to C4.....here's hoping it dies on it's arse.