Mad Cyril
The Fresh Prince of Belfairs⭐⭐
Arrived at ski resort. Opened boot.
Two cans of beer fell out, ruptured and sprayed all over me.
Two cans of beer fell out, ruptured and sprayed all over me.
Was going to go to the game today but the Mrs's sister is up from Cornwall for a few days so see her sick dad....So I have to do my duties, as it should be. There will always be more games.
Gutted though not to be there.
Was going to go to the game today but the Mrs's sister is up from Cornwall for a few days so see her sick dad....So I have to do my duties, as it should be. There will always be more games.
Gutted though not to be there.
:hilarious:Arrived at ski resort. Opened boot.
Two cans of beer fell out, ruptured and sprayed all over me.
What’s the Reg and picture if possibleMy Honda CBR600RR motorbike being stolen today. That has mightily ****ed me off today.
"Sausage sandwich please - white bread, brown sauce"
Get in to work, make myself a cuppa, open the sandwich...no brown sauce.
Well that has f--ked the day before you start ."Sausage sandwich please - white bread, brown sauce"
Get in to work, make myself a cuppa, open the sandwich...no brown sauce.
Go back and kick them to death.
Well that has f--ked the day before you start .
Mass KFC closures.
I don't eat at KFC but it is worrying anyway.
Serves them right for using a cheaper non-food distribution company. They were warned before they took out the contract DHL weren't up to the task but tried to cut corners and low and behold it all goes Pete Tong!
Yep. Should have learned the Burger King lesson!
I was already on the back foot after some **** in a Chelsea tractor didn't indicate and nearly hit my while I was crossing the road.
But I've made myself a good brew, so onward and upward now.