Where would you go?

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Ok so there is a civil war in the uk with muslims v all others or to be non racist man utd fans v all others,so you have to walk to another country which one and why?
Living in French France i would stay here and put the whole of shrimperzone up just like pubey and let you all eat my waitrose hummus but if France went tits up i would make my way to Israel because i have no foreskin so im a shoe in for being let in.
Where would you go and why?

 

[callan]

Ok so there is a civil war in the uk with muslims v all others or to be non racist man utd fans v all others,so you have to walk to another country which one and why?
Living in French France i would stay here and put the whole of shrimperzone up just like pubey and let you all eat my waitrose hummus but if France went tits up i would make my way to Israel because i have no foreskin so im a shoe in for being let in.
Where would you go and why?

I have a big nose so would be a shoe in for Palastine, whilst being tempted by your offer of Hummus in France....word on the street is that Barna is offering caviar and champagne to would be refugees......

 

[Pubey]

Canada or Germany I reckon.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Japan for me.

I like sushi and Nintendo.

 

[Uncle Leo]

I can speak reasonable Spanish and with Spain a little close to the frontline, I think it's best I head to the safety of Central America.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Ok so there is a civil war in the uk with muslims v all others or to be non racist man utd fans v all others,so you have to walk to another country which one and why?
Living in French France i would stay here and put the whole of shrimperzone up just like pubey and let you all eat my waitrose hummus but if France went tits up i would make my way to Israel because i have no foreskin so im a shoe in for being let in.
Where would you go and why?

I suppose it would have to be France. Anywhere else would seem too much effort to walk to.

 

[MK Shrimper]

The Artic Circle. Those burquas aren't thermal y'know, and I'd be in an igloo surrounded by racist polar bears.

 

[RHB]

Assuming that a dinghy across the water is allowable, or failing that an aeroplane, I'd head for Jersey, Guernsey or Sark.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

I have a big nose so would also be a shoe in for Israel, whilst being tempted by your offer of Hummus in France....word on the street is that Barna is offering caviar and champagne to would be refugees......

Cava,please.Tsk,tsk.:winking:

 

[londonblue]

I have a big nose so would also be a shoe in for Israel, whilst being tempted by your offer of Hummus in France....word on the street is that Barna is offering caviar and champagne to would be refugees......

So only Jews have big noses? How much more anti semitic do you want to be?

 

[Benfleet A1]

Assuming that a dinghy across the water is allowable, or failing that an aeroplane, I'd head for Jersey, Guernsey or Sark.

Hurrah, congratulations on being the first to realise that a boat or plane might be a good idea as we live on a funking island.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Hurrah, congratulations on being the first to realise that a boat or plane might be a good idea as we live on a funking island.

You could walk through the Chunnel on route to Belgium.

 

[Ricky Otto]

We won't be walking anywhere from the UK with that pesky sea all around us! I think i'd go to the US with my black girlfriend and move in next to Rusty to annoy him

 

[mrsblue]

Steal a boat from the seafront,break into a butchers,then cover the boat in pork.

Gently float up and down the Thames gorging on sausages and bacon.

 

[rigsby]

To my friends gun room to stock up. The Essex Militia would be up and running in 30 mins.

 

[RHB]

To my friends gun room to stock up. The Essex Militia would be up and running in 30 mins.

I don't think you've quite got the hang of this game Rigsby. The OP wanted to know which country you'd go to and why.

 

[rigsby]

I don't think you've quite got the hang of this game Rigsby. The OP wanted to know which country you'd go to and why.

Essex is the promised land.

 

[DoDTS]

The Military Dictatorship of Foulness of course, walk at low tide!

 

[jassyfa1]

If we are not allowed to stay and fight, then It would be Euro Tunnel to Belgium then walk to Holland just to try their special cakes

 

[Jam_Man]

If we are not allowed to stay and fight, then It would be Euro Tunnel to Belgium then walk to Holland just to try their special cakes

Plus its nice and flat so no walking uphill.