Whose Job would you want.

[The Artful Shrimper]

Whilst pondering on my lovely job, and it is I wondered which job Zoners would like most.

Mcscriven~ hobbnobbing with the oi polloi and rubbing shoulders with all the backroom staff? wage £26k ?

Chris Phillips~ Goes every game, home and away and writes for teh Echo as a stepping stone perhaps to other jobs~ wage 25K ?

Brian Dear ~ Spends all day dodging the aroma of beer and people asking about why there are no chips for sale? wage £30 k

Brian Wheeler~ Spends all day dodging work and checking the latest West Ham Scores wage 30k

Terry Baker~ Physio spends a lot of time rubbing Ralgex etc into our players legs etc. wage 25 K


Dave Jobson~ Security manager~ organizes fisticuffs with whoever wants it. wage~ part time £ 100 per match.


-Observations on these jobs or comments encouraged.

 

[Guest]

I would rather have Ron Martins Job.

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ Feb. 21 2005,14:47)]I would rather have Ron Martins Job.

The Top Johns Job is not for negotiation.

 

[Ron Manager]

I want Fredy Eastwood's job!

 

[* ORM *]

How about Launderer for the BlueBelles ?

I'll pay them.

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ Feb. 21 2005,14:40)]Whilst pondering on my lovely job, and it is I wondered which job Zoners would like most.

Mcscriven~ hobbnobbing with the oi polloi and rubbing shoulders with all the backroom staff?  wage £26k ?

Chris Phillips~ Goes every game, home and away and writes for teh Echo as a stepping stone perhaps to other jobs~ wage 25K ?

Brian Dear ~ Spends all day dodging the aroma of beer and people asking about why there are no chips for sale? wage £30 k

Brian Wheeler~ Spends all day dodging work and checking the latest West Ham Scores wage 30k

Terry Baker~ Physio spends a lot of time rubbing Ralgex etc into our players legs etc. wage 25 K


Dave Jobson~ Security manager~ organizes fisticuffs with whoever wants it. wage~ part time  £ 100 per match.


-Observations on these jobs or comments encouraged.

I really doubt that is what most of them are on, especially local hack Phillips.

 

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Feb. 21 2005,14:53)]I really doubt that is what most of them are on, especially local hack Phillips.........

....who obviously cribs off SZ.com.............

 

[Guest]

Whoever thinks Chris is on 25K is having a Giraffe!

Take 13k away and you might be closer!

It's a labour of love!

Or the going rate for the best read fanzine writer round here!

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ Feb. 21 2005,15:05)]Whoever thinks Chris is on 25K is having a Giraffe!

Take 13k away and you might be closer!

It's a labour of love!

Or the going rate for the best read fanzine writer round here!

A Friend, or B Friend? It's like Disclosure with Michael Douglas.

 

[Guest]

Better than the that other guy who used to do it! He used to copy Shrimperzone too you know!

 

[Guest]

He might have copied it - but at least he didn't write it word for word!

 

[Guest]

I can't believe bernie friend's new job isn't on the list!

 

[Barry the dog]

They are all poxy job's more than likely paying poxy money so i would rather stay with what i am doing now.

 

[canada shrimper]

For me it would be Dear old Brian Dear.Being a food and bev manager this would be perfect for me.I could bar any player or manager I/we didn't like and i would sort out the pies and burgers as well,so we would become the best catered club in the league if not the world.

 

[Guest]

Your're spot on Mr Phillips (first time for everything)!

I get paid much more money for not covering Blues and still get to re-write your copy!

 

[Guest]

Don't forget to mention the great view you have as well!

 

[Guest]

Yes, it is truly a great view!

And I love you Chris!

Little do people know that we are sitting with our backs to each other, facing our screens, but still holding hands as we type in these messages to each other

xxx

P.S. Maybe we could get married at Roots Hall?

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ Feb. 21 2005,15:05)]Whoever thinks Chris is on 25K is having a Giraffe!

Take 13k away and you might be closer!

It's a labour of love!

Or the going rate for the best read fanzine writer round here!

Why would you want a giraffe?

Imagine how much food they would eat? I'll bet giraffe mix isn't cheap either.

 

[Napster]

Life at the Echo eh?

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Feb. 21 2005,15:19)]Life at the Echo eh?

Obviously there were no lawmower thefts from sheds and school fetes over the weekend.