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MK Shrimper

Aug 6, 2005
@StuartPownall: Stormtrooper armour to be investigated after recent firefight leaves no survivors.
@MaxReboYouKnow: Death Star construction oversight committee recognized vulnerable defense point in exhaust port, considered it "secure"
@deathspal Series of Droid mutilations baffle storm troopers. "Their arms are just ripped clean off" Said one trooper
@dclas: Leaked memos re: Bespin mining colony raid prove Calrissian did in fact have choice.
@InfinityLounge: No female officer present during interview of Princess Leia on Death Star. Amnesty International "concerned"
@mcjellyjamz: Admiral Ackbar was in fact briefed about the trap long before the fatal attack.
@monkeyflungpoo: Mos Eisley Space Port security officials admit to ethnic profiling, and enhanced patdowns of Sand People.
@deathspal: Ballistics report show Greedo's gun never fired
@miked0273: Jedi order covers up vigilante apprentice's murderous spree in Sand People village. Women and children slaughtered.
@shamusyoung: High-ranking member of Emperor Palpatine's staff has fathered an illegitimate son on Tatooine.
@InfinityLounge: Public support of Clone War wanes and considered a "damn fool idealistic crusade"
@archon: Diplomatic cables prove that Darth Vader never intended to honor terms of deal with Lando Calrissian.
@jamesseddon: Chewbacca privately told rebel leaders that Yoda was 'out of his depth'.
@vegasjosef: Report of destruction of Alderaan was to make way for a new hyperspace bypass is a government covert cover-up
@bryanQmiller: Leia knew
@shizoor: Admiral Tarkin denies Death Star plans were leaked to the Rebel Alliance, "I think you overestimate their chances."
@_backslash: No Bothans actually died to bring us this information.
@cragjagged: Galactic Empire leader The Emperor relies heavily on his long-time Twi'lek nurse, described as "voluptuous and blue"
@arconic: Biggs Darklighter was shot down by Friendly Fire
@paulclammer: Princess Leia arrested & denied bail; extradition to Death Star likely.
@cbarbour: General Veers exaggerated battle experience. Wore medals he had not earned. Apparently did not earn the medal of honor.