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  1. Post-Match Thread and Ratings Walsall 5 Southend United 2

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  2. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Is This Laptop Spec any good?????

    Not really much of a PC buff and wondered is the below worth getting? MESH 15 inch Powerview; Pentium 4 3.4GHz processor; 1GB RAM; 80GB HD; CD/DVD R/W drive; will take wireless card (not included). HD has been wiped and cleaned to DoD standard and Windows XP Pro re-installed from the recovery...
  3. Alex

    Season Card Faults

    Did anyone else have problems getting through the turnstiles yesterday. I have had a season card since thay were first introduced and never had a problem. However yesterday I tried to get into the South Upper after changing from the West during pre season and a nice alarm went off with a...
    • Alex
    • Thread
    • annoys collected faul hay icke introduced issued trance
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Harold Bishop Killer

    Midweek Funnies

    There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance. As they get closer, they can see that...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
    • Thread
    • afford bacon collected damned declares desert juicy money mortgage oasis package pension pulling rounds similar sticking thieving touched wakes wallet worker
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Harold Bishop Killer

    Insurance Claim Form Quotes

    These are brillant! True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; These were collected by Norwich Union for their annual Christmas magazine. "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." ----- "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
    • Thread
    • applied bon caused collected cows didn headed lose mph pulled realized stopped stray testicles thrown truck unknown wogan
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. The ESB Report (Sorry FBM)

    Had to write an 800 word report on the game last night for an assesment, and here it is: DONCASTER held Southend to a goal-less draw at Roots Hall to take a slight advantage in the League One play-off semi final. Rovers, who finished three places and four points ahead of their Essex...
    • EastStandBlue
    • Thread
    • barnard cas ched collected collecting competitive continued deliberate divide essex flashed foo gil hall halves hay ive league league one mark gower mix rate roberts roots similar tacking taylor test town traps
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. Congratulations T+B

    I must be honest, I am not normally the first person to say that i was wrong, so this is very hard(!) but here it goes: After the dismal Christmas period in which we collected a derisory 1 point, I thought that we would be lucky to finish in the top 16 of the table, that T+B were on borrowed...
  8. Interpol Shrimper

    Official SZ Match Report - Huddersfield Town

    I think Matt & James are otherwise detained today, so I am just going to post my report as a thread on here (instead of it being uploaded to the main page - for the time being!)
    • Interpol Shrimper
    • Thread
    • anonymous army assistants atmosphere barnard brough caused ched claimed cleverly collected concede didn disrupted dominance eager encounter entered essex floodlights flowing foo fusion gran halves headed iff intent ish ive jury league league one mark gower mix occasions pike probable pulled recover restored rolling sci suppor town voice wasn worthing
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  9. Should we look over our shoulders?

    Looking at the league table should we start looking over our shoulders,I am concerned about the lack of points we have collected over the past 2 months.I am a tab worried and for the first time I have looked at the the bottom four results.I am trying to keep positive however I cant see where the...
  10. leeblue

    Ratings for uddersfield

    My ratings for what its worth Collis 6.5 couple of good saves came and collected well too Hammell 7 had a tricky winger to deal with and got forward well Clarke 7 pretty solid no dramas Barrett 7 also very solid Hunt 6.5 let winger get crosses in too easily at times...
  11. DTS

    Plasma TV for sale.

    Giant Plasma TV for sale - Must be collected from the Laindon area and no questions asked....

  12. Matt Woollard

    I am sure most of you recall we had a couple of Whips for Matt at the SZBC meets ...The total collected was £70. I have spoken to Matt personally recently and he is over the moon with the kind efforts of all. He was actually speechless at one point..He is going to meet a few of us before the...
    • Cricko2
    • Thread
    • collected money moon speechless spread
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. Wakering Away Trip

    The Evening was a total success. We managed to lose Scott within minutes of entering the Stadium (always a plus point) and were welcomed by the home crowds rendition of "Green Army" by the packed East stand. ( I have no idea what that was about). It was nice for the Trialist from Charlton to...
    • Cricko2
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    • afterwards army collected didn didnt fond foo lose rendition reserved shirt
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Tampa Blue

    Left At Half Time - 1st Time in 37 years

    Ashamed to say that I left today at half time for the first time ever - I always stay to the end no matter what the score. We are an average side capable of good performances - if we can't get the basics right then this is why we lose so easily to poor sides. Darryl has retreated in to his...
  15. C C Csiders

    Question Time from Colchester

    Anyone see this last night. Weirdest looking audience in the history of the programme. At least two of the audience had the look of ginger versions of Odd-bod from Carry on Screaming about them. Surprisingly though no questions about livestock. Helen Mirren's Oscar was mentioned by David...
    • C C Csiders
    • Thread
    • brough collected loud rabble screaming versions
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Flinty

    Confession

    Ever since the Spurs game on Saturday there is something niggling at the back of my mind that make me feel.....well.......a bit dirty. As you may have read in a previous thread i was entertained for the day in one of the Spurs boxes. As part of this the betting slips are readily available and...
    • Flinty
    • Thread
    • collected dawson entertained fond money poised ruled
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. C C Csiders

    Bu**er, I can't go tomorrow. Anyone want a cheap Upper tier ticket

    Something quite obviously horrendous and disastrous has cropped up and I can no longer attend tomorrow. Suffice to say someone will die as a result of this.:mad: Anyway, as a result anyone out there want an upper tier ticket for £20. It is waiting at the ground to be collected. PM me and I'll...

  18. Steve Bennett

    I'm fully expecting plenty of stick for this post but why so much abuse towards Steve Bennett today. Up until the Maher incident there was no problems with the game. He had controlled it well with an early and fully justified yellow card for McCormack. Why on earth do people think that...
  19. bluesbloke

    t-shirts and flags freebies for the spurs queue

    that was a seriously impressive stampede in the car park today for the freebies. what i wanna know is...who 'collected' the most? one couple kept dropping their 'share' of shirts as they made their way back to their spot in the queue. they must've had at least 20 between them! good to see the...

  20. 4 Hull tickets going...

    Back to the club unless anyone wants them on here before Monday 16:00. Unfortunately cannot now come down (don't ask, but I am mightily cheesed off) so there are four tickets in West stand - one adult and 3 junior, though I am sure the juniors can be upgraded - going spare. Would much rather...
    • Shrimp in a Kilt
    • Thread
    • collected icke ickets juniors wes
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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