Totty Cup Final 2007

[South Bank Hank]

And so ladies and gentlemen, we come to that historic day, the day when ShrimperZone’s finest competition reaches its thrilling climax. Yes, indeed, today is the day when one of the 16 ShrimperZone-nominated contenders is crowned Miss ShrimperZone 2007.

From the outset, class has battled ar$e and best has battled breast, but finally, it comes down to this one, final choice:

The delectable qualities of the finest of fillies as displayed by Miss Melissa Theuriau, or the undeniably up-front splendour of Miss Lucy Pinder – the choice is yours. With so much at stake, which of our leading contenders gets your vote today?

Ladies and gentlemen, one final time, start your engines.

 

[chadded]

Lucy Pinder is my future wife.

There is a reason why the facebook group about Melissa Theuriau is called 'Melissa Theuriau- appreciating perfection' but Lucy wins.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Pinder as a protest vote. On a scale of 0-10, Mdm Froggy gets a 6... I wouldn't kick her out of bed for manger un croissant dans le lit but she's not worthy of the Miss Shrimperzone Crown 2007.

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Never....frenchie all the way....

Surely those votes for Pinder are simply from those zoners who like big boobs......the Peter Clarke fan club :p































Only joking Pete!

 

[DTS]

Pinder for me - Buy British.

 

[Slipperduke]

It's Melissa. It's always been Melissa. If Michaelangelo worked for a thousand years, he'd never come close to creating something that beautiful. She's the kind of woman that wars get fought over, the kind of face that stops traffic and makes everyone get out of the cars just to have a closer look.

I'd give everything I own, and everything I will ever own, just to be in her presence, just to be able to gaze upon her, if only for a moment.

And if I could summon up the courage, if I could reignite the coals in my soul, if I had any ounce of man left in me at that moment, I'd want to tell her just one thing. I'd tell her that for as long as the waves crashed upon the shore, for as long as the earth danced its celestial tango around the sun, I'd want to glub in her until my head fell off.

 

[EastStandBlue]

Thaeiouraeiou for me... Pinder looks like a cat.

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Thaeiouraeiou for me... Pinder looks like a cat.

If only that came and crapped in my garden, I would be quite happy :p

 

[MK Shrimper]

It's Melissa. It's always been Melissa. If Michaelangelo worked for a thousand years, he'd never come close to creating something that beautiful. She's the kind of woman that wars get fought over, the kind of face that stops traffic and makes everyone get out of the cars just to have a closer look.

I'd give everything I own, and everything I will ever own, just to be in her presence, just to be able to gaze upon her, if only for a moment.

And if I could summon up the courage, if I could reignite the coals in my soul, if I had any ounce of man left in me at that moment, I'd want to tell her just one thing. I'd tell her that for as long as the waves crashed upon the shore, for as long as the earth danced its celestial tango around the sun, I'd want to glub in her until my head fell off.

You see, I just don't get it. I saw some lovelier ladies at the Hall on Saturday. She leaves me colder than the face of Pluto in winter with the freezer door left open.

 

[Cricko]

You see, I just don't get it. I saw some lovelier ladies at the Hall on Saturday.

Yes Paul, but Slip never goes to the Hall :rolleyes:

 

[Slipperduke]

Yes Paul, but Slip never goes to the Hall :rolleyes:

It's true. I genuinely don't know when I'm going to be able to go again.

The weekend before was Sunderland - Newcastle, this weekend was Israel - Russia, next weekend Arsenal - Wigan.

You lot be thankful that you still get to watch interesting football in a competitive league. After Reading - Arsenal the other night, I'm dead inside now.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I saw some lovelier ladies at the Hall on Saturday.

Where were you sat, South Upper? I've never seen any quality women in there, they're usually in the East with a smattering of quality sorts in the West!

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Where were you sat, South Upper? I've never seen any quality women in there, they're usually in the East with a smattering of quality sorts in the West!

Oooh yes....;)

 

[EastStandBlue]

If only that came and crapped in my garden, I would be quite happy :p

Thats an.... interesting fetish.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Where were you sat, South Upper? I've never seen any quality women in there, they're usually in the East with a smattering of quality sorts in the West!

South Lower, though who'd have guessed that Cameron Diaz, Liv Tyler, Kate Bush (time traveling from the 1970's) and Girls Aloud at the Hall.... I just wish they'd leave me alone and stop expecting MK Love everytime the ref blows his whistle.... That ginger one is terrible for it, but she GOES TO THE BACK OF THE QUEUE :D

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I just wish they'd leave me alone and stop expecting MK Love everytime the ref blows his whistle.... That ginger one is terrible for it, but she GOES TO THE BACK OF THE QUEUE :D

The ginger one was only so up for it as she'd heard I might be in attendance. She probably wasn't responsible for her actions as her brain was addled with images of what she had in mind for me :p

 

[MK Shrimper]

The ginger one was only so up for it as she'd heard I might be in attendance. She probably wasn't responsible for her actions as her brain was addled with images of what she had in mind for me :p

Certainly didn't involve eating a Southend hotdog I can tell ya.

 

[chadded]

How can people knock pinder. She's like gladiator jet (99% perfect) but with a bigger chest (therefore 100% perfect)

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

How can people knock pinder. She's like gladiator jet (99% perfect) but with a bigger chest (therefore 100% perfect)

Oooh, you might just have put me off Pinder with that comparison.
Jet didn't do it for me at all!

 

[chaco27saf]

The fact that Jessica Alba isn't still in this has made me lose a lot of faith in the Shrimperzone public, don't get me wrong that Frenchie is hot, but she still doesn't come close to the perfection that is Ms. Alba.