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  1. Ref Watch .... referees, hearing aids and Tara Brady

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109649/Referee-stops-match-deaf-footballers-dangerous-hearing-aids.html And you think some of the League referees are bad, this one clearly has a great future in the game.
  2. pringlejon

    F1 2010

    Bought it today. Looks beautiful especially in the rain. Have turned all driving aids off from the start, spins quite easily but most authentic way to play the game!
  3. CC51DAS

    Breaking News NASA in a flap over Nicky Bailey's penalty

    Just spotted this on the web. Its from NASA's website. Looks like Nicky could be in deep **** now :clap: News NASA Aids Forecasters Tracking Iceland Volcano Ash Plume 05.05.10 Click to enlarge The visible ash plume from Iceland's Eyjafjallajökull volcano was captured by NASA's...
  4. Joke Twitter Accounts

    Seems to be a recurring theme that someone is setting up Twitter accounts for footballers... The funniest one so far was Lucas Leiva's, although that was suspended after two days of fake Tweets pretending to be about Liverpool's journey to Madrid with such classics as: "Alberto's been standing...
  5. Slipperduke

    Wenger Really Isn't A Paedo

    Sir Alex Ferguson has not exactly covered himself in glory in front of the press this season, but his spirited defence of Arsene Wenger's honour is to be applauded. The Manchester United boss has called on his own supporters to refrain from their sickening chants about Arsene Wenger when they...
  6. OldBlueLady

    Sick *******!

    News report of some guy in New Zealand injecting his wife with the Aids virus so she'd have sex with him, warped sense of logic or what? http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091206/twl-hiv-man-injects-sleeping-wife-with-o-3fd0ae9.html
  7. Happy World AIDS Vaccine Day

  8. OldBlueLady

    Any truth in this WW2 story?

    Judging by how far behind eveyone else I seem to be in getting jokes and stuff sent to me, I don't know if any of you have seen this story. It seems very far fetched to me, just wondered if anyone knows if there's any truth in it or is this a hangover from last April Fools' Day or something? ;)...
  9. Harold Bishop Killer

    If The World Was A Village Of A 1000 People

    If we could reduce the world’s population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all existing human ratios remaining the same, the demographics would look something like this: The village would have 60 Asians, 14 Africans, 12 Europeans, 8 Latin Americans, 5 from the USA and Canada...
  10. ozzy-shrimper


    http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/crime/a/world_of_aids.htm Not sure if this has been posted before. Ive just been told about it and its sick. Disgusts me to think people could go around and do this. My mates mate recently had this done to them and i didnt know what to say when i was told.
  11. Why Al Gore is bad for the planet

    Did you know that the Live Earth concert to "save the planet" released more Co2 into the atmosphere than every 4x4 in America? Or that estrogen from birth control and "morning after" pills is causing male fish across the world to develop female sex organs - and that environmentalists, who are...
  12. cockles is back

    moving on from the Child Friendly thing

    If your life depended on it, and you were going to die a slow death (well slower than Aids) If you didnt make a dicision. and you had to be one or the other what would you rather be : A GIVER or A TAKER? You know, on the man on man thing.......
  13. pickledseal

    An appeal for your help...

    Dear All... As some of you already know, This July, I will be traveling to the Tigray region of Ethiopia with CAFOD, to work with disadvantaged children. The duration of my assignment will be for six weeks, during which time I shall be working within a local community at a school in Mekelle...
  14. Lester Bangs

    Kelly Clarkson: minx or minger?

    Ok so I'm watching one of the music channels the other night and one of her songs comes on. I'd had a few a beers and started having illicit thoughts about her. I then see her a few days later being interviewed about something and she looked horrendous. This has confused my brain to such an...
  15. saturday was sent to test me.

    The plan was simple, get up, go to Tescos, eat brekkie read paper have poo, walk to train station, catch train, get Tilbury - Gravesend ferry, catch another train, have a few pints, see game, dance in street, have a few more pints and come home in the mood for love. FAT CHANCE!!! Got up and...
  16. Ticketing Information

    Any tickets for the Tranmere Game can be purchased from the Ticket office that is situated at the bottom of the car park. If you wish to buy tickets for games after the Tranmere game, you can get them up in the new ticket office - although its not offically open yet, but the games that take...
  17. Napster

    New moderators

    We are proud to announce three new moderators, to keep things in check while others aren't here. Einstein W4 Shrimper Ron Manager Ron will be the bouncer in the Pub while W4 and Einstein help with the main board on a trial basis. Myself and Leeboy are still the men in charge while Bob C...
  18. Bob Cratchitt

    So what are the views of Ron Manager??

    And replace it with something that only approx 12% of the population vote for!! Given that our turnout for an election is usually around the 30% mark and say 40% back the candidate that wins. Do you honestly believe invoking this change would save us anything. Of course elected Head...
  19. two kits for each game

    source: sundays news of the world guys new rule implemented by the coca cola league officials for all 3 leagues is that all teams have too take 2 kits to each game just incase a player get blood on one of them so that they can change just incase of the chance of giving someone hiv or...
  20. two kits for each game

    source: sundays news of the world guys new rule implemented by the coca cola league officials for all 3 leagues is that all teams have too take 2 kits to each game just incase a player get blood on one of them so that they can change just incase of the chance of giving someone hiv or...