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  1. Southminster_Shrimper

    Parking For ColEwe

    Not been to Colewe before (well apart from the Zoo) so having read that no parking restrictions are put out quite late for side roads, is there plenty of industrial estate parking usually available for a fee?
    • Southminster_Shrimper
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    • arsed blues colewe english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division industrial league two money npower football league qui rate real football res roots hall shrimpers soccer somewhere southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. BOT 1990s British Albums R1: Radiator v Screamadelica

    First one of two (can't be arsed to do 4 a day).... Evidence please - any not posting of evidence will result in an automatic disqualification..... :omg:

  3. thought for the day

    John Terry - Yob and in my opinion over rated Sol "JUDAS" Campbell - Big arsed liar with attitude Judas Campbell gets my vote but what about you ? Who is the worse - Discuss

  4. Happy new year to everyone.

    Possibly my final post of 2014 and I know some of you would love it to be my last forever:winking: Anyway have a good one to every single one of you,I'm off to get rat arsed .
    • mrsblue
    • Thread
    • arsed blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football winking
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Firestorm

    faq's

    Any chance of series of faqs on here which people with questions about ff etc could refer to without there being a new thread, or one sidetracked, every week ? It may also stop ill informed guesswork being touted as facts clogging up the site... I am sure the mods could put something together...
  6. Napster

    Seeing as today is a write off - your bucketlist

    No sleep last night, can't really be arsed to do any work today, let's have a bucketlist thread. Places to see, films, plays etc etc. Comments, recommendations, etc etc as always - let's limit to 20. 1) Listen to Gershwin performed in New York 2) Road trip round the States 3) Write that...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • arsed blah bucketlist money naturally phd screenplay
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. TrueBlue

    i have been naughty

    removed ....

  8. Gardening/landscaping question

    I plan to take a week of work and sort out our garden. I want to install a ground level deck/path which looks like this. http://www.echinopsgardendesign.co.uk/gardens/contemporary-garden-with-decking/ Because the joists of the decking will all rest on the ground, am I ok to just dig the soil...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • arsed concrete dpc foo gardening http landscaping res temporary
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. IMDB Top 250 films

    If you can be arsed to count them, how many of the 250 have you seen. I'm on 148.5 (1/2 because I turned off Requim for a Dream).... Good to see a lot of Hayao Myazake animations in there, though some I've never heard of. Ip man? Que? So 101.5 to go.... :stunned:

  10. Ref Watch ...... Rotherham away

    We have a new ref at a new ground (and hopefully a new player too). Man in charge is Tony Harrington of County Durham refereeing his 7th match as a League referee, one of which was a trial run last season. I have never seen him and can offer little insight into what he might be like. A quick...
    • Mick
    • Thread
    • arsed blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division hasn league league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. yogi bear up the cagire

    Official Match Thread SOUTHEND UNITED v AFC WIMBLEDON

    As no one can be arsed to start an OMT.
    • yogi bear up the cagire
    • Thread
    • arsed blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 79
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. undercovershrimper

    Battle of the Un-Funnies

    Right seeing as nobody else can be arsed to sort this out i will do the honours. Firstly you need to pm me your entries first 32 in are the ones we will go for. My choice Bobby Davro
  13. Tommy2holes

    What can me and a girl mate do on saturday.

    Bit of a random one really but what can me a and a girl mate do on saturday day. Dont wanna just get ****ed or eat or go shopping so wondered if anyone has done something really that was entertaining that you would like to suggest as i have been thinking and come up with nothing and cant be...
  14. scrounger

    Smart A*se of the Year Award

    *6th Place* It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied...
    • scrounger
    • Thread
    • arsed bra exam flashed fro icke ickets ish jury nuclear pupils restored seated speeding stopped suffering teacher
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. wiggy

    The Three Stooges, Harrold, Macdonald and Revell

    Tonight against non league opposition the above three looked no better if not worse than the opponents. Harrold has got worse if that was possible, Macdonald done his ineffective blue arsed fly routine and Revell looks like he's on roller skates with a poor first touch and balance. Why are they...

  16. Ferguson on Friendlies

    I know this isn't exactly a controversial opinion, but Alex Ferguson really is a ****. He sits there, huffing and puffing about the pointlessness of friendlies, but his opinion is based purely on one of his precious boys picking up a knock whilst playing for his country. I'm surprised he wasn't...

  17. Being a Godfather

    Yes, cue jokes about Marlon Brando.... Ok, I've been asked to be a godfather to my mates son, which me being an athiest, is very funny IMHO, but if I'm needed I'll bring the kid up in the ways of The Force and try and eradicate the Wet Spam / Liverpool influence of his parents and turn him to...
  18. Vange Shrimper

    Facebook

    Yes, yes I know that it's just like Marmite, some people love it and some hate it, but I just wanted to ask a question about searching for someone. Is there any other way that you can try and find someone on there apart from looking at their name? There's someone I used to know and I've tried...

  19. You know when you are getting old when........

    1. You can't be arsed to get up and open your presents cos your are too sleepy from all the booze the previous night 2. You quite like the idea of an afternoon snooze Christmas day afternoon like your folks used to when you were young........
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • arsed booze cos qui
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Winkle

    My Dilema?

    It is a very good mates leaving do tomorrow in Londinium. I had promised to be there ages ago but it coincides with tomorrows game against huddersfield and I am in to minds what to do as I have not missed a game this season. The one plus side is that its a free bar,all night so I wouid be able...
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