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  1. Big Bad Barry Corr

    Johnny Herd/Lee Sawyer

    Went to see Concord Rangers play Bishops Stortford last night and Johnny Herd and Lee Sawyer played for Bishops Stortford. In addition, Ryan Auger was listed as sub in the programme for them but was not actually in the squad. Sad to see Johnny at this level now as always liked him at Southend...
  2. Onion_Bag_Dave

    Asbo for teenager after booze-fuelled rampage

    I know this isn't directly linking to us as a club, but Ryan Hall kicks someone when they are on the ground, and allegedly goes inside to get a bottle which he DOESN'T use. Whereas... This guy has punched five different people in and around Wickford High Street in just 24 hours...
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    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Interpol Shrimper

    8mph Boy Racer ASBO

    I just hope the film crew for Police Interceptors were out last week too... BBC News
  4. manor15

    eBay Description

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230451057921&afsrc=1#ht_1200wt_1165 [/SIZE][/FONT] :D
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    • asbo attract bra burger buyer cas collecting crack description easier equipped fitted fitting flock hidden inheritance innit length lidl mums neighbours outta patrol prick recover ridiculously spine tenants town
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. ASBO for noisy sex?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8413974.stm The couple's lovemaking was described as 'unnatural'
    • Pubey
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. OldBlueLady

    Revelling in it 12th Aug

    Revelling In It This week starring: Steve ‘It’s relaxed muscle’ Parmenter Franck ‘The Stig’ Moussa Steve ‘'Yabbadabbado' Mildenhall Lee ‘Peter Pan’ Sawyer Normal service was resumed last Friday as Kit Man Steve Parmenter returned to the Club. Franno and I were travelling down the A127...
    • OldBlueLady
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    • acted alf asbo bacon ban belong brough ched desired entered esses finishing flintstone following ghostbusters hall itself karting literally mammoth peoples peppers qui rack romance signals stronger youth
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. The General

    My Monday Morning Thoughts

    Dont worry, this wont be a weekly thing! I must admit, i have been a bit of a pessimistic so-and-so over the past month, but personally i think i've been granted in my opinion. I caught a fair few of the friendly matches so wasn't coming into the opening game with a blinkered view. I started a...
  8. pickledseal

    Breaking News Revelling In It - 15/7/09

    Revelling In It Revelling In It This week starring: Alan ‘Peter Jones’ McCormack Steve ‘I just love football’ Parmenter Adam ‘Blue blood runs through my veins’ Barrett Anthony ‘Rocky Balboa’ Grant Steve ‘Big Bird’ Mildenhall An introducing (again)….. Lee ‘Birdsnest hair’ Sawyer Personally...
    • pickledseal
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    • alf asbo bake brough cctv ched clarkson cunning eager eating entered fours hes jury marvel models money moons practising properly quicker rent roots rubber sock stepped support tacking twenty
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  9. View from behind enemy lines

    Was sat in the "Family Stand" a.k.a the North Stand on saturday with the boy and felt I had to view a couple of points 1.Foul Mouthed ASBO kids: Wish I had a tenner for every time the kid behind me (who looked about 10) who was sat next to his dad shouted "get stuck into the Essex c**ts. His...

  10. match preview from - Up the Saddle dot com -

    Thursday 18 October 2007 Walsall vs Southend preview exile @ 12:30 pm Thursday 18 October 2007 The Saddlers look to continue their run of good form this weekend at home as they entertain Essex’s finest, Southend Utd. The Shrimpers themselves have their eyes on promotion, a new stadium, selling...
    • Rayleigh boy
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    • asbo avoided bbc brough comfort comparisons dosh features foo grab hating includes mix mounting permit resolution
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. KrustyTheKray

    Jonathan King

    He reckons the boys who he picked up weren't forced to do anything they didn't want to! It made me laugh when he said "i'm attractive, rich and famous", "who couldn't fail to find me attractive". I know he served his time and was released on good behaviour but should he have served his full...
    • KrustyTheKray
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    • asbo behaviour didn ive makers money sentence suffering winds
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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