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  1. * ORM *

    Reserves Match Report - SUFC 3 LTFC 1

    Was it the unseasonally warm weather or was it the fact that I'd only recently found out that STHs get into reserves games for nothing ? It matters not. The important thing is that after 33 years of patiently and quietly watching the best team in the world I finally broke my duck to watch my...
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  2. BERMUDA AWAY

    Cue friday afternoon, as I quaff my glass of champagne,I glance at the clock in the lounge and notice its 14.15pm Crikey I bet get myself down the gate for the flight,so I amble myself down to the gate, and introduce myself to Michael and Steven, and then to all of our horror, we notice the...
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  3. Richard Hearn

    Bloody Kids

    Just noticed in the Radio Times that tonight at 10.00 BBC4 is showing the Stephen Poliakoff film "Bloody Kids" which, if my aging memory serves me correctly, has many scenes shot in and around Roots Hall on a match day. A bit of nostalgia for we elderly coves and a chance for the...
  4. Richard Hearn

    And you thought SUFC were jobsworths!

    Just had a call from a friend who went to Gillingham to go in the main stand. (I am ill so didn't go: fortunately as it turns out) On trying to get a ticket he was told that they will only sell tickets to those on their database! He asked if they had any empty seats and was told...
  5. The General

    THE SHRIMPERZONE CHARITY AUCTION

    This appeared on the homepage a couple of weeks back which i hope you all saw: "ShrimperZone.com and ShrimperZone FC sponsors BUPA Care Homes have joined forces to give one lucky Southend United fan the chance to own a piece of history. They have an LDV Vans Trophy Final silver shirt fully...
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  6. The Artful Shrimper

    Supergran on train.....

    doddery old biddy shuffles on to a packed train this morning, walking stick keeping her aloft. She spys a suited and booted, smarmy looking city gent type. prods him with the stick, points to the sign which says, "please give up this seat for elderly, pregnant" etc and says, "Get...
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