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  1. DTS

    I-Pads

    Hi All Decided to upgrade our Ipad as the current one I think was the first pro-type apple ever release its that old. I know nothing. Can someone help me to say what is the latest model and where can I get a first hand one for a good price. So out the loop on all this stuff. Cheers DtS
  2. Marc Laird's Dog...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2247390/Dog-needs-hour-operation-eating-TEN-Brillo-Pads.html Insert "scrub" puns here
  3. Mad Cyril

    Worst job.

    What is the worst job you have ever had? After dropping out of university for a couple of years I managed to spend 18 months working at a sponge factory in Rochford. I had various duties, most of which involved unloading huge sponge blocks from lorries, collecting packaged sponges, J cloths and...
  4. Napster

    Interview with Anton Otulakowski

    Born and bred in Yorkshire, Anton, a former international schoolboy gymnast, caught the eye of Barnsley while playing for Ossett Town and joined them in 1975 for his first pro team. Whilst at Barnsley, Anton was also holding down a full time job as a surveyor with the then Gas Board and he...
  5. loz

    BT OD Match 11

    Playing the team who finished 2nd last year- good squad although they seem to be saving their best for FC where they're in IV. Put them into bat and Cairnsy is bowling like a legend.. End of Over 3: 7-3, runrate=2.33 Cairns 2-1-5-3 Christie* 2 (5 balls) Farrell 0 (2 balls) Last Wicket: Thysse...
  6. Slipperduke

    Avram Grant

    Avram Grant arrived here at White Hart Lane looking for the win that would set up an unexpected assault on the title, but when he left shortly before midnight, the only thing that had been assaulted was his own reputation. The Chelsea heirachy continue to insist that the Israeli coach is the man...
  7. Slipperduke

    Avram Grant

    Avram Grant arrived here at White Hart Lane looking for the win that would set up an unexpected assault on the title, but when he left shortly before midnight, the only thing that had been assaulted was his own reputation. The Chelsea heirachy continue to insist that the Israeli coach is the man...
  8. chadded

    Job Application

    Saw this this morning, and after MtS admitting being rejected from McDonalds in Southend on another thread, thought I'd post it up.. This is an actual job application from a 17 year old boy to McDonalds, and he got the job for being so honest and funny. Name: ******* Sex: Not yet I'm saving...
  9. Shrimperstrust

    Meet the Blues Day - Sunday

    The Shrimpers Trust will once again be present at this Year's SUFC Meet the Blues Day on Sunday 22nd July at the Boots & Laces Training Ground. The Trust will be running their usual MTBD activities including Merchandise Sales (including a New T-Shirt, Pin Badge & Car Sticker), Memberships and...
  10. Bielzibubz

    An open letter to Procter & Gamble

    This was posted on a site i visit quite regularly. Absolutely fekin hillarious and 100% genuine. AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their...
  11. J

    Southend Convicts XI

    a very interesting discussion arose on the way back today, on the train, and that was southends all time top 11 convicts as players. I have come up with the following, in goal, Darryl Flahavan (We all know what supposedly happened) in the back so far, leo roget (supposed theft of shinpads...
  12. One night in Leyton

    Well well well he we go people another night with a difference brought to you by MC Cocky Cockles as Young Run Master Barry the Dog.................................... It all started on dark dark night in stratford myself and my trusty side kick Barry the Dog , met our old mate from Australia...
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