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  1. danburyshrimper

    Player stats

    We've all seen our players wear those chipped bibs on matchdays + also during training sessions .... but the club never seem to publish the results. I reckon most fans would love to know who is the fastest player ( Lenny ? ) / fastest over the first 10 yards ( Timlin ? )/ biggest muscle to fat...
  2. Yorkshire Blue

    Slowest ever XI

    Emberson Wilson Warren Barker Stimson ??? Whelan ??? Benjamin (c) Bradbury Broughton Super sub: Newman Any suggestions for midfielders? Did George Friend play a couple of games at left-midfield in addition to his games at left-back? Any improvements?
  3. DTS

    Grown men on water flumes?

    Due to the fact we havent had a home saturday for a few weeks I have got into the really nice habit of taking my daughter who is nearly three swimming on a saturday. It gives the Mrs a break (All be it she has my son) and I love it. We got to our local leisure centre and it has all the usual...
  4. Hotman

    slowest pitch invasion

    30 seconds in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLmzBxxiQ-Q&feature=player_embedded#
  5. MrB

    Is this the slowest Friday afternoon in history?

    Yes. Yes it is. God I am so bored!!! Please make it 5pm so I can go home and do nothing there instead!
  6. SUFC_Al

    Metal Monday

    I know it's been a while but seeing as how it's one of the slowest days ever on SZ I thought i'd post one today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ml3Qng6K_4 They have featured before on MM but this track is one of my favourites at the moment. Riff-tastic :)
  7. Cliff Pavilion

    Cheltenham Thoughts

    Although it was encouraging to see Alan Wright play for them, thereby making our centre-backs and goalkeeper look enormous, it couldn't hide the fact that our defensive frailties again cost us two points tonight. Cheltenham were inept going forward and the only time we ever looked in trouble was...
  8. The Value Of A Drink.

    The Value of a Drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered...
  9. The Longest hour....

    I think the longest Hour of all Is when the fans have come -- And we are waiting for the players -- It seems as though the Time Indignant -- that the Joy was come -- Did block the Gilded Hands -- And would not let the Seconds by -- But slowest instant -- ends -- The Pendulum begins to count --...
  10. Beer Increases Brain power

    According to buffalo watchers. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When a herd is hunted its the slowest and weakest at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole with the regualr killing of the weaker members of the herd...