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  1. ldnfatso

    Bar Stool for Mr Sturrock in his beloved kilt

    One for Mr Sturrock.

  2. Adebayor Stamps His Authority, But Not His Quality

    Adebayor just doesn't get it, does he? He's a fine player when he wants to be, but his disgusting attitude will always stand between him and Manchester City Mediocrity. The Togolese centre forward started this season in sparkling form and is more than talented enough to be considered one of the...

  3. Mayweather Dismantles Marquez, Clears path for Monumental Showdown

    Some might have suggested that, after a 22 month absence from the ring, there'd be a certain element of rust around Floyd Mayweather. Not after this performance. "Money" Mayweather, as he prefers to be called these days, looked every bit as deadly as the man who took Ricky Hatton to pieces in...

  4. Old Time Sayings

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  5. ldnfatso

    Doctors Secretaries mistypes

    Some of these are absolutely classic - restores your faith in the NHS! These are sentences typed (wrongly) by medical secretaries!!!! 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably...
    • ldnfatso
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. canveyshrimper

    Friday Text

    Just received this little gem. An alcoholic, smoker & gay man all go to the doctors and all receive the same diagnosis from the doctor. "If you indulge once more you'll die" On the way home they stop off at the pub, the alcoholic has a large scotch, swallows it and falls off his stool stone...

  7. odd fans spotted

    know then for those of you watching southend away in the late 70s and 80s and travelling by train, you must have come across the strange man in glasses always seen with 2 massive bags sleeping in trains overnight, many an overnight trip was in a carriage with him and his bags. If my memory...
    • TMWLT
    • Thread
    • beards civil deed dressed exactly pres refugee speedway stool suppor supports
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  8. Uxbridge shrimper

    I found this;The Pub Pull up a stool, get in a beer and chat with your mates about whatever you want. WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!! Please explain your snotty PM please???

  9. Joke

    At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke  6 feet 5 inches tall and 350 lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers, the queer finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big...
    • W4 Shrimper
    • Thread
    • amazed dressed proceeds stool
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. TrueBlue

    Some Jokes....

    The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me shag you for a pound?" "Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman...
    • TrueBlue
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. The Artful Shrimper

    C*Nts Corner

    Whilst reading the Evening Standard there is a piece regarding Damien Hirst selling a few pharmacy cabinets for a cool million. Whilst not being a philistine to decide what is art or not, though I remember the strange day when. , Whilst working at the Tate Gallery I noticed a chap sitting on his...
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