canveyshrimper
R.I.P
Just received this little gem.
An alcoholic, smoker & gay man all go to the doctors and all receive the same diagnosis from the doctor. "If you indulge once more you'll die"
On the way home they stop off at the pub, the alcoholic has a large scotch, swallows it and falls off his stool stone dead.
Further down the road the see a discarded cigarette butt smouldering on the pavement.
The gay man says "If you bend down to pick that up we're both dead"
An alcoholic, smoker & gay man all go to the doctors and all receive the same diagnosis from the doctor. "If you indulge once more you'll die"
On the way home they stop off at the pub, the alcoholic has a large scotch, swallows it and falls off his stool stone dead.
Further down the road the see a discarded cigarette butt smouldering on the pavement.
The gay man says "If you bend down to pick that up we're both dead"