2 Friday Jokes

[ldnfatso]

What's the difference between the All Blacks and Viagra?

At least Viagra will give you a semi



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Man with no arms enters a national masturbation competition.

Poor sod didnt come anywhere







finds the door.......................

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

1st one cr@p
2nd one very good, well done!

Is this an attempt to get out of the red?

 

[class]

1st one cr@p
2nd one very good, well done!

I'll second that...

 

[ldnfatso]

no, just an attempt to do some typing and look like i'm doing some work!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Man with no arms enters a national masturbation competition.

Poor sod didnt come anywhere

And in a similar vein (warning, it's an oldie but I still always find it funny)

What do you say to a man with no arms and no legs?



Have you got the time on ya, ****?

(c) Rik Mayall 1981

 

[londonblue]

Did you know that sales of condoms in Australia have plummeted this week? The reason is that they have finally worked out it only takes one Jonny to **** 15 Aussies.