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  1. Zonal marking ...

    Zonal marking backfires so often I really can't see why anyone entertains the idea. With zonal marking, rather than stick to a player, you guard a certain zone. The six-yard box, when defending a corner, comprises of three or four zones in which defenders will position themselves. If the ball...
  2. DoDTS

    Prediction League three weeks away

    With the season just three weeks away a couple of reminders and explanations: Don’t forget to post up your predictions I know it’s obvious but how many times do people remember too late. Especially as its holiday season, I will try and put up the predictions two or three weeks before they are...
  3. Another Shrimper Enters the World

    Freddie Benjamin Kane Way, born 17:43 October 30th. Mum doing well. Little Freddie has a tough time ahead. He has a hernia of the diaphragm and has some major surgery in the coming days.
  4. londonblue

    Should Anyone Who Enters A Country Illegally Be Put In Prison?

    Easy question, as the heading says? This link might make it easier to decide!
  5. Southend United Football Club

    Help Southend United win £30,000

    As the season enters its final straight, we need your help to secure £30,000 for Southend United, courtesy of a new competition from npower.

 All you have to do is visit the title sponsor's Facebook page at www.facebook.com/npowerFootballLeague to grab your seat in the Fanpower Stadium...
  6. pickledseal

    Parent Text App: How to text your children...

    I'm intrigued by this for a variety of reasons... I don't have children, but spend all day every day communicating with young people. Texting is a powerful force and so often communication takes place between parents and their children in this way. Indeed, even at 27 often I will text my own...
  7. C C Csiders

    Public/Work Toilet Etiquette

    Just been to the toilet at work in cubicle 1 of 6. Someone else comes into the khazi and has 5 other cubicles to choose from but enters cubicle 2 and lets rip squits of biblical proportions. Now surely it is totally wrong to go in the bog next to someone else? There must be some personal space...
  8. ESB's Masters Preview

    The Masters at Augusta is one of the most eagerly anticipated sporting events, this year given more impetus by the not-so-surprising return of Tiger Woods. At the risk of overshadowing a landmark event in the golfing calendar, Woods has pledged to put his previous indiscretions behind him and...
  9. Tangled up in Blue

    The debt debate-The Observer

    Sport Football Business The debt debateObserver Sport asks experts from the worlds of football and finance what can and should be done The Observer, Sunday 31 January 2010 Article history GREG DYKE Chairman, Brentford Former BBC director-general, former Man United director and Glazers...
  10. seany t

    A 'Blonde' joke I really found quite funny...

    A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"!!! The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky...
  11. Harold Bishop Killer

    Confession

    A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father I have sinned, it has been one month since my last confession. "I've had sex with Fanny Green every week for the last month." The Priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail Mary's'." Soon...
  12. Kinda makes sense...stolen from an email.

    An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I...
  13. Ron Manager

    The A-League

    Here is an article from a Queensland Roar fans website I go on now and again. They go into the last game of the regular season (they have playoffs, or 'finals' over there) with 4 teams (out of 8 in the league) level on points at the top of the table. Quite an amazing finish, half of the league...
  14. ldnfatso

    2 Friday Jokes

    What's the difference between the All Blacks and Viagra? At least Viagra will give you a semi -------- Man with no arms enters a national masturbation competition. Poor sod didnt come anywhere finds the door.......................
  15. Sean 2

    Back to basics.....

    O.K. everybody stop yer bitching,i wanna suggest a reformation of thought and logic starting with our game on EBH Monday.Right,firstly, our last two games and for many games this season we have shipped in too many goals in one game.Seven goals against us recently defies the term "professional...
  16. Xàbia Shrimper

    Singing Section? Could be ...

    Leicester City are to trial a singing section at the Walkers Stadium for their home game against Coventry City. Whilst they won't go as far as publicly condoning persistent standing, they have requested that fans don't stand for the 'entire game' but will allow it to happen for 'a period of...
  17. Beaver

    Reserves Are Back

    Reserve Team re enters the Pontins League Reserve Team Good News or what
  18. palexander

    Windows 2000 Password - HELP!!!

    My father-in-law kept telling me that a screen pops up when he logs onto his PC saying that his password is due to expire. Whenever I've had this on WinXP I've ignored it and it has gone away. Now when he boots the PC it says his password has expired (he never had one) and he needs to...
  19. Tuesday joke

    A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The Priest tells the sinner "You are forgiven. Go out and say three hail Mary's.&quot...
  20. GNH

    Thursdays

    A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The Priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hails Mary's'.&quot...
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