Public/Work Toilet Etiquette

[C C Csiders]

Just been to the toilet at work in cubicle 1 of 6. Someone else comes into the khazi and has 5 other cubicles to choose from but enters cubicle 2 and lets rip squits of biblical proportions.

Now surely it is totally wrong to go in the bog next to someone else? There must be some personal space bye-law to prevent this from happening when he could have gone anywhere else?

Is it me? Or is this just wrong?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Is it me? Or is this just wrong?

It's wrong. It's against all known laws of nature... unless his squits were so bad that he could only make it as far as trap two before his Gary Glitter gave way.

Our bogs are a three trap affair - even then, I get the hump if someone occupies the trap next to mine.

 

[osymandus]

Just been to the toilet at work in cubicle 1 of 6. Someone else comes into the khazi and has 5 other cubicles to choose from but enters cubicle 2 and lets rip squits of biblical proportions.

Now surely it is totally wrong to go in the bog next to someone else? There must be some personal space bye-law to prevent this from happening when he could have gone anywhere else?

Is it me? Or is this just wrong?

Just you , cubical s are fine , its the urinals where a space must be left !!!

 

[Van Whale]

Sounds like he couldnt make it any further than cubicle 2!

 

[Smudger]

There are indeed rules of engagement

 

[J]

Thankfully, i work in a building with around 2500 people, and when i have to clean the pipes out, i usually go furthest from my department, as possible.. or if i've been ****ed off by another department that day, i use their bogs instead.

 

[willy wonka]

Can't understand why people do that ...........**** burglars!!!!!!!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Can't understand why people do that ...........**** burglars!!!!!!!

Sweeeeeeeeeettttttt.

(this is the very last time I make this "joke".)

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

Just been to the toilet at work in cubicle 1 of 6. Someone else comes into the khazi and has 5 other cubicles to choose from but enters cubicle 2 and lets rip squits of biblical proportions.

Now surely it is totally wrong to go in the bog next to someone else? There must be some personal space bye-law to prevent this from happening when he could have gone anywhere else?

Is it me? Or is this just wrong?

It's totally wrong.
Nearly as bad as people not washing their hands after going. There's a certain race of people that I know a lot of through playing poker all over the South of England, casino's and late night snooker in the old Southern snooker hall, Alexandra Street. Even tho a lot of them are my friends and I love the people as a race, I have never seen One of them wash their hands after going to the toilet. Think of that the next time you have a take away.

 

[Cricko]

I don't use public toilets....you are all pikey's and scum and deserve to have you bottoms wiped by some gay chav.

;)

 

[Cricko]

It's totally wrong.
Nearly as bad as people not washing their hands after going. There's a certain race of people that I know a lot of through playing poker all over the South of England, casino's and late night snooker in the old Southern snooker hall, Alexandra Street. Even tho a lot of them are my friends and I love the people as a race, I have never seen One of them wash their hands after going to the toilet. Think of that the next time you have a take away.

How often do you pish on your hands and have you caught some disease since this last time you had a wee?

 

[Swiss Tony]

Just been to the toilet at work in cubicle 1 of 6. Someone else comes into the khazi and has 5 other cubicles to choose from but enters cubicle 2 and lets rip squits of biblical proportions.

Now surely it is totally wrong to go in the bog next to someone else? There must be some personal space bye-law to prevent this from happening when he could have gone anywhere else?

Is it me? Or is this just wrong?

That is wrong wrong wrong,next time stick your tongue through the glory hole.

 

[Dick Bate's Protege]

Just been to the toilet at work in cubicle 1 of 6. Someone else comes into the khazi and has 5 other cubicles to choose from but enters cubicle 2 and lets rip squits of biblical proportions.

Now surely it is totally wrong to go in the bog next to someone else? There must be some personal space bye-law to prevent this from happening when he could have gone anywhere else?

Is it me? Or is this just wrong?

Has to be seen as nothing other than a direct challenge, and you should have run this renegade off of your territory with a poo of epic proportions. You should have moaned and indeed groaned your way to glory.

Gotta be honest, this fella is laughing at you and thinks you're an amatuer. Go into work monday, walk up to his desk, eyeball him and challenge him to a poo off.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Gotta be honest, this fella is laughing at you and thinks you're an amatuer. Go into work monday, walk up to his desk, eyeball him and challenge him to a poo off.

Should this not be an "I fart in your face" type challenge?

 

[Dick Bate's Protege]

Should this not be an "I fart in your face" type challenge?

Steady on OBL, we're not barbarians.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Steady on OBL, we're not barbarians.

Just a white glove round the chops then?

 

[Dick Bate's Protege]

Just a white glove round the chops then?

Kinky!!!!!

 

[OldBlueLady]

Kinky!!!!!

Hush!!!! ;)