Our starting line-up...
Like I say, we're trying to bring new people in, but it's tough out there and we don't have a huge amount of money. I think the team we have below for this season includes some of THE best partnerships but, well, you know, we're still keen to bring in another 5 or 6 to be fair.
Here's my SZ starting eleven:
Striker: Mad Cyril
No nonsense player who doesn't mess about. Always delivers what you've come to expect. Known to pop up with an absolute screamer just when you need one.
Striker: Pubey
Makes the team simply because of his Keegan hair.
Left Winger: MK Shrimper
A man born to be left wing who practises it even in his sleep. Has shown great promise shimmying and dropping the shoulder, now just needs to do it with a ball at his feet. A little workshy at times, but he's always there when you look for him.
CM: Slipperduke
A prolific performer who has become something of a mainstay, raising the bar for everyone else. International experience and some great stories for the dressing room.
CM: Dave the Shrimper
Not the player he used to be and, some would argue, has become something of a spent force. His father demonstrated some longevity so we can hope it has rubbed off on the young pretender.
Right Winger: J
Proud and devoted. When the going gets tough, someone to take the war to the opposition. Useful when the banter starts to fly. Sly comments likely to wind-up the opposition and get them into trouble.
Left Back: TrueBlue
Wears his heart on his sleeve. Delivers his best performances in front of the cameras but will give everything.
CB: Yorkshire Blue
Another one from the Legal field. A belligerent ******* that won't let anything get past him. If you DO score one against him, he'll bide his time and then slam one past you.
CB: Matt the Shrimp
You need a lawyer for a decent defence. :stunned:
Right Back: Wiggy
Right back and true to form after a self-imposed absence from the side. Not always popular with fans but used to defending goalkeepers (one of them anyway). Often out-manoeuvred but never willing to accept defeat. You know what you're going to get.
GK: LDN Fatso
While he might lack the mobility of Flahavan, he can cover the angles well and is proven at unleashing attacks on players who aren't pulling their weight.
Manager: Cricko
Great talent for organisation but too far gone now to still be considered a player. Will motivate the players and save money on the wage bill by getting THEM to pay HIM to let them play.
Like I say, we're trying to bring new people in, but it's tough out there and we don't have a huge amount of money. I think the team we have below for this season includes some of THE best partnerships but, well, you know, we're still keen to bring in another 5 or 6 to be fair.
Here's my SZ starting eleven:
Striker: Mad Cyril
No nonsense player who doesn't mess about. Always delivers what you've come to expect. Known to pop up with an absolute screamer just when you need one.
Striker: Pubey
Makes the team simply because of his Keegan hair.
Left Winger: MK Shrimper
A man born to be left wing who practises it even in his sleep. Has shown great promise shimmying and dropping the shoulder, now just needs to do it with a ball at his feet. A little workshy at times, but he's always there when you look for him.
CM: Slipperduke
A prolific performer who has become something of a mainstay, raising the bar for everyone else. International experience and some great stories for the dressing room.
CM: Dave the Shrimper
Not the player he used to be and, some would argue, has become something of a spent force. His father demonstrated some longevity so we can hope it has rubbed off on the young pretender.
Right Winger: J
Proud and devoted. When the going gets tough, someone to take the war to the opposition. Useful when the banter starts to fly. Sly comments likely to wind-up the opposition and get them into trouble.
Left Back: TrueBlue
Wears his heart on his sleeve. Delivers his best performances in front of the cameras but will give everything.
CB: Yorkshire Blue
Another one from the Legal field. A belligerent ******* that won't let anything get past him. If you DO score one against him, he'll bide his time and then slam one past you.
CB: Matt the Shrimp
You need a lawyer for a decent defence. :stunned:
Right Back: Wiggy
Right back and true to form after a self-imposed absence from the side. Not always popular with fans but used to defending goalkeepers (one of them anyway). Often out-manoeuvred but never willing to accept defeat. You know what you're going to get.
GK: LDN Fatso
While he might lack the mobility of Flahavan, he can cover the angles well and is proven at unleashing attacks on players who aren't pulling their weight.
Manager: Cricko
Great talent for organisation but too far gone now to still be considered a player. Will motivate the players and save money on the wage bill by getting THEM to pay HIM to let them play.
