C C Csiders
Life President
In an idle 3 minutes I have penned this little ditty (I suspect that is his real problem) for Duguid. Feel free to criticise and add your own. So, to the tune of Rabbit by Chas and Dave, I give you Duguid:
Oh he won't stop diving
Or sending his missus a text
He's got more bull$hit than a farmyard
He'll be in intensive care next
Now he was just the type of player
You expect to play for Col Ewe
I knew it when I first heard his name booed
But how was I to know he would be diving too
With his excessive cheating
He's becoming a pest
Duguid, Duguid, Duguid, Duguid, Duguid (ad nauseum
Oh he won't stop diving
Or sending his missus a text
He's got more bull$hit than a farmyard
He'll be in intensive care next
Now he was just the type of player
You expect to play for Col Ewe
I knew it when I first heard his name booed
But how was I to know he would be diving too
With his excessive cheating
He's becoming a pest
Duguid, Duguid, Duguid, Duguid, Duguid (ad nauseum