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  1. Mrs Baylocks' Poetry Corner

    Hello Fans, I have been away doing important works on behalf of my Master and must have overdone the Valium for in my delirium this ditty found it's way into my sub-conscious . I was not sure where to post i t - maybe i'll get those Rocker chaps get my own forum after all I deserve it...
  2. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Moyet 'Blue Army' Chant

    From tonight, about 46 mins 15 secs in:loyalsupporter::loyalsupporter:. Won't v up 4 a pre-match ditty though:thumbdown:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imFXZqo24Ug

  3. Farewell

    Hello all shrimpers it has been enjoyable being the mouth piece of the gaffer luggy over a three year period. And im on today to bid a fond farewell on hehalf of my good friend. Over this weekend Paul and Andrea are moving on are renting property over the summer months, recharging batteries...
    • cluniemore
    • Thread
    • blues ditty dont english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division lang league two npower football league ranger real football renting roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc support the home of football
    • Replies: 113
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Tangled up in Blue

    Silly season starts early-EU Tory row

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22506407 I see the silly season has started early with the latest row in the Tory party over the EU. Rather reminds me of that old Joy Division ditty Love will tear us apart. http://youtu.be/qHYOXyy1ToI
  5. C C Csiders

    Little Known Facts

    The Brian and Michael of Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cats and Dogs fame were not as were seen on Top of the Pops singing along to the jolly ditty. The real Brian and Michael were, in fact, those Lowry loving Danish footballing brothers the Laudrup's.
  6. DoDTS

    Memory Lane Bristol Rovers Cup match

    Some time ago someone posted the link to pathe news which had newsreel of Southend v Bristol Rovers Cup match in 1952, I've now reached this point in my research so I thought you might like to read the story to go with the film. Hopefully the following link for pathe news works...
    • DoDTS
    • Thread
    • admission blues caused ditty english football english soccer entered essex football firms football football league fossets farm fourth division fusion goalless ickets largest league two musicians narrow npower football league organisers pathe posted prepared qui rate real football roadside roots hall scannell shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc tender the home of football tinge trance wish
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Slipperduke

    Wenger Really Isn't A Paedo

    Sir Alex Ferguson has not exactly covered himself in glory in front of the press this season, but his spirited defence of Arsene Wenger's honour is to be applauded. The Manchester United boss has called on his own supporters to refrain from their sickening chants about Arsene Wenger when they...
  8. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Ode For Today: A Cleaner Version

    The problem with the catchy little "Col Ewe fan on a string" ditty is that parts of its chorus can attract the unwanted attention of any stewards inclined to enforce the no foul language thing. Arguably too its words prevent anyone over the age of six joining in, so some parts of the family...
  9. Slipperduke

    Is Ronaldo Growing Up?

    So that's the World Player of the Year, the Balon D'or, the PFA Player of the Year, the Football Writers Footballer of the Year, the European Golden Shoe and something called the FIFPro Award. It seems that the only thing Cristiano Ronaldo hasn't won in the last twelve months is the US election...
  10. BrettieAngell

    Metal Monday

    Posted this on M.I.N.G.E. aswell but I thought I would post it in here just in case anyone else would like to listen to this delightful little ditty! Bloodbath - Eaten
  11. Slipperduke

    Arsenal Put Plenty Past Twente

    Crisis? What crisis? Arsenal's early season jitters were massaged away last night with a comfortably comprehensive victory over FC Twente that secured their place in the group stages of the Champions League. In today's hyper-sensitive, overly-neurotic game, it doesn't take much to put that 'c'...
  12. Smiffy

    Pre-Match Music Suggestion?

    Just wondered what people's thought's were on having this as the pre-match music? Obviously everybody loves the current Moulin Rouge ditty, was just thinking maybe something a bit more edgy is needed to put the wind up the opposition?.. Personally, I fecking love it, its an amazing piece...
  13. CC51DAS

    Second verse anyone ?

    Remembered this little festive ditty from a couple of years ago - wondered if anyone could do an up-date ? to the tune of the twelve days of Christmas WHEN I FIRST MET STEVE TILSON I'M SURE HE SAID TO ME THAT WINKER WIGNALL HE WILL WIN STUFF ALL' YOU WAIT AND SEE I'LL TAKE THE BLUES...
  14. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Anthem Answer

    I have the answer. There are two problems with arguably better suggestions to date: 1. We do not have a big enough core fan group sitting together ready and willing to sing (bar at some away games) and 2. Given those willing to get 'a noise' going are spread about too thinly anything...
  15. C C Csiders

    A song for the Antichrist

    In an idle 3 minutes I have penned this little ditty (I suspect that is his real problem) for Duguid. Feel free to criticise and add your own. So, to the tune of Rabbit by Chas and Dave, I give you Duguid: Oh he won't stop diving Or sending his missus a text He's got more bull$hit than a...
  16. Sussex Shrimper

    Stroke of inspiration (I don't get them often)

    If we ever suffer the misfortune of playing Col Ewe again, here's a little ditty to the tune of "I guess that's why they call it the blues" by Elton John: Oh I guess that's why they call you inbreds, Scales on your hands, extra ears on your heads, Speaking like yokels...
  17. Spaceman Spiff

    Uncle Jacques

    Just for M Chirac, hater of all things English is this lovely ditty penned by messrs Curtis & Goodall: Why I hate the French These lyrics are from the Live in Belfast performance. We offered kindly to donate them Calais And all they gave us back was the bidet And now they won't let...
  18. Spaceman Spiff

    Uncle Jacques

    Just for M Chirac, hater of all things English is this lovely ditty penned by messrs Curtis & Goodall: Why I hate the French These lyrics are from the Live in Belfast performance. We offered kindly to donate them Calais And all they gave us back was the bidet And now they won't let...

  19. Roy McDonough

    A Wycombe Wanderers ditty from a few years back : I went to an alehouse I used to frequent I saw Roy McDonough, his money was spent. He asked me to play, I answered him nae, I'll hate the Col U scum 'til my dying day! *chorus* and it's no nay never, no nay never no more shall...
    • Javea Shrimper
    • Thread
    • ditty money scum
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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