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It's nice to see some people, in this cynical world we live in, that are still almost touchingly naive about some things
I expect that as well- doesn't that only apply to US companies?!![b said:Quote[/b] (sufcintheprem @ April 26 2004,10:51)] I expect that Sarbanes and Oxley's landmark hearing pertaining to business controls will have had no effect whatsoever.
Sarbanes Oxley is US legislation and therefore wouldn't be applicable in the UK. The UK has it's own Corporate Governance legislation.[b said:Quote[/b] (sufcintheprem @ April 26 2004,10:51)]Is it still sarcasm? Let's have a go......
Sure, Southend are the root of all that is corrupt and bad in football. They, of course are so keen to make the extra buck and we will probably, nay, surely swipe off half to pay the directors a nice fat lump sum.
No-one would ever think to set up any kind of 'auditing' procedure in a business that turns over 7 figure sums across the year because Johnny taxman isn't fussed. What the hell, why not include the taxman in the conspiracy. I expect that Sarbanes and Oxley's landmark hearing pertaining to business controls will have had no effect whatsoever.
Also, luckily for Mr Director, Southend wouldn't be able to put in a counter system comparable to a year nine electronics project and even if it were in place, they could turn it off because no-one would be bothered that there was a switch marked 'counter on/off' sat in the director's box. Either way it would be hidden under the stack of prawn sandwiches.
God, that sarcasm was really draining. Has it made the point clearer yet?
I think they would be mad to contemplate it. That's why I don't personally believe they'd do it. I'm sure that the taxman takes a special interest in cash businesses where people pay on a gate; purely because there is more risk of creative accounting being applied.[b said:Quote[/b] (Napster @ April 26 2004,11:26)]I would have thought VAT was done by Customs. And as Customs is only down the road from Roots Hall the club would be mad to carry out such a foolhardy scheme. Or am I barking up the wrong tree?
Yes VAT is carried out by C&E and the National Return Centre is indeed based down Victoria Avenue.[b said:Quote[/b] (Napster @ April 26 2004,11:26)]I would have thought VAT was done by Customs. And as Customs is only down the road from Roots Hall the club would be mad to carry out such a foolhardy scheme. Or am I barking up the wrong tree?
Historically, Auditing requirements in US companies has never been as stringent as it is in the UK. In the wake of Enron, Worldcom and Global Crossing the US Govt was obliged to enact legislation that ensured that Auditing was independent and audit records were retained, whistleblowers were protected and responsibility for compliance with Corp Governance laws was laid firmly at the feet of the company management.[b said:Quote[/b] (sufcintheprem @ April 26 2004,11:27)]FACT: Sarbanes and Oxley will be here soon if your company has not already been involved. It's a proper pain in the a55 but every single procedure has to be documented. They've got counters on the toilet roll now. It was an American landmark hearing but imagine how many companies in the UK deal with the US and imagine the growing pressure on teh UK government to introduce something similar.
you're married? is that why you missed the Northampton game?[b said:Quote[/b] (Smudger @ April 26 2004,11:41)]Yes, my wife does have grey pants on today and they do indeed have the word "Monday" printed on the front.