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Nov 4, 2012
Randomly my eldest asked me this question the other night. I have heard plenty in my time but after a bit of thought I selected a quip from the mid 90's. I was in the West Stand that day, and please forgive me for not remembering the opposition, all the dialogue or even the 'target', but somebody really tore into one of our players. It was along the lines of ; " ****** you useless ****, why don't you just **** off back to (name of former club)". There was a slight pause before a wag further back nonchalantly replied "Thank you Vicar !!".